The patethic life of a man who just wants love.

Doctor by Maricon 6-04-09

Do you need to see a doctor for that? Yes Go home faggot I'm not a doctor.  :(

Retarded by Maricon 6-04-09

I'm so glad you love me even though I'm mentally retarded, honey. Wait, you're what? God dammit.

Love by Maricon 6-04-09

Why are you leaving me chicken? Don't you love me? No.

Squirrel by Maricon 6-04-09

You're my only friend, squirrel You're the only person thats never left me in my life. Why don't you ever answer me, squirrel

Jail by Maricon 6-04-09

Why am I in jail again? RAUUUGH FUCK OFF IM TRYING TO HAMMER. Oh yeah.

Ninjahood by Maricon 6-04-09

Would you like to join the ninjahood? Lessons for 12 dollars! No thank you. I'd rather stay at home and pretend I'm watching television.

Squirrel 2 by Maricon 6-04-09

I don't love you anymore squirrel. Ok. Fuck.

Dance by Maricon 6-04-09

Shake it, oh yeah! Can I dance too?

Trashcan by Maricon 6-04-09

Get out of my trashcan, I've had a bad day. This is not your trashcan, this is my trashcan. Oh. I could have swore that was my trashcan.

Asian Girl by Maricon 6-04-09

Hello, asian girl. Que? You are not asian girl.

YES

 

 

OH GOD YES.

 

 

You have a brought a level of humor to this website that it has been severely lacking in years. I rated every single one of them good and I've rated you 5 stars as well. I will cyber you if you want. Graphically.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Indeed.  Especially "Love" and "Squirrel."  Good shit.

 

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I would assume that you guys are joking, except that s/he actually does (did) have five stars.

"Retarded" and "Squirrel" were the high points.  I rated them "okay".  Move on from the "random nonsense" school of humor and you could be good. 

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I enjoyed most of them.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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I actually did find a lot of those funny, in a "comedy is about unexpected outcomes and you expect this comic to try to be funny but it doesn't even try so the joke's on you" kind of way.  It's a fun school of humor -- Perry Bible Fellowship does it pretty well.

It can get old, but it hasn't yet for this stripper.  I approve!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

not_Scyess

I actually did find a lot of those funny, in a "comedy is about unexpected outcomes and you expect this comic to try to be funny but it doesn't even try so the joke's on you" kind of way.  It's a fun school of humor -- Perry Bible Fellowship does it pretty well.

It can get old, but it hasn't yet for this stripper.  I approve!

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It works well if done right.  Like Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.