Hello, and welcome to the FactoryRejects Comics™ thread. 

~HISTORY~

These comics, adored by many, started as a guest entry on another account.  The original comic, now a highly sought-after collector's item, is still available for viewing here.

After the Great Comics Recession of 2029, President John Travolta spearheaded an effort to bolster humor before things got out of hand.  A time displacement capsule was built, the FactoryRejects Comics™ author was placed inside, and it was dropped inside the LHC in France.  Thanks to the miracles of science, technology, and humor FactoryRejects Comics™ ensured that the Great Comics Recession never came to pass.

~FACTS~

FactoryRejects Comics™ are fun for the whole family, and 15% lower in trans fat than other leading comics.

FactoryRejects Comics™ are a renewable resource.

FactoryRejects Comics™ make you irresistable.

~TRIVIA~

At the beginning of the second ghost montage, a movie theater is shown that is playing the movie Cannibal Girls. Cannibal Girls (1973) was director Ivan Reitman's second movie.

The shot of the Ecto-1 on the verge of breaking down at the start of the film is fitting in that while filming the bridge scene that's seen in the montage, the car finally did break down.

200 visual effects shots were used in the entire film.

~ http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/FactoryRejects/ ~

Enjoy!

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Try the new FactoryRejects Comics™ sampler pack!

Slayne Turven: The Bloodroom Chronicles by FactoryRejects 1-27-08

meanwhile... Okay... now remember, Slayne; everyone here can see you, but no one can see me. Or maybe it's everyone can see me, no one can see you. Can you see me?

i like big butts by FactoryRejects 2-19-08

So yeah... Today I woke up next to Rachael Ray. No shit! Yeah, it was pretty awesome. What did she do when you woke up? Nothing; she was on a Ritz box. Ideal.

unsupervised by FactoryRejects 4-08-08

EEEEOOOOOEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOEEE I know my mom said to only take a little of the cough syrup but I took the whole bottle and now I'm already all better! meeblr OOOEEEEOOOEEEEOOOOEEEOOOEEE I feel good enough to join you on your quest to rescue the magic princess, mister squirrel! subzerbubz EEOOOEEEEOOOOOEEEEOOOOEEEOO ...and then we'll know where the secret candy is hidden!

drinking beer aboard the USS Friendsdad by FactoryRejects 5-23-09

Yeah, I bought this bad boy in Maine back in '82 You couldn't get one half this size for the price I paid at the time Maybe if you go to school you could afford one like this someday

AS IT IS FOR THE REST OF YOU CRETINS by FactoryRejects 4-04-08

Nilnar Reederspat reporting, Master Tol. I'm afraid the- I'm already well aware of your failure, Nilnar It's plastered all over your myspace page

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A most divine set of comics for a Monday morning.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Commenting has been enabled.  Tell the FactoryRejects Comics™ creator what an egotistical sock-puppet you think he is!  Request more Slayne Turven storylines!  The possibilities are friendless.

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Make some more, please.

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Kill Whitey.

These comics are more fun than being oppressed.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

warp zone by FactoryRejects 3-02-08

you want me to what? BURN ME I want you to burn me then just... jump on inside. this is making me uncomfortable everyone's doing it

the zombies are unified by FactoryRejects 3-22-08

I can't believe zombies have me trapped in here with this black lady ...I guess I shouldn't think of her like that. I mean some of those zombies were black but I didn't think of them as "black zombies"... ...what does that say about me as a person

twice by FactoryRejects 4-04-08

I didn't know reindeer could do that oh yes

vice president by FactoryRejects 6-23-08

LZ_VCS.MPG --- 57.8% Well hey there, reader. You caught me in the middle of satiating my pornography addiction! LZ_VCS.MPG --- 73.5% After this video downloads I was thinking about maybe giving in to my food and water addictions. LZ_VCS.MPG --- 100% Oh, and before I forget... fuck you, society

Happy Halloween by FactoryRejects 10-31-08

come on, I'm in a hurry dammit the total was $4.91 and i gave you $5 and a penny so I get a dime back... this isn't that hard jesus christ

Okay I'm going to stop acting like Vince from Shamwow! and actually talk about my comics.  The sampler platters (no substitutions please) I've posted are mostly stand-alones, though a few contain recurring characters.  I've avoided posting running gags for obvious reasons; though I would consider Slayne Turven a recurring character as well as a running gag.  Christ.  Anyway-  At some point, I plan on looking in to making a page at the wiki.  Until then, here's what I feel like explaining at the moment:

Master Zrogagks Tol & Also Andor (submitted/owl & threereasons/feetforears) - These two live in a spaceship that orbits Earth.  Tol considers himself a scenester-ish villain of sorts; Andor is his lackey.  Even in the absence of gravity, shit still manages to roll downhill.

Slayne Turven (forumusers/neovid) - Silent protagonist; though I had him speak once as a joke.  He's the greatest sci-fi hero in existence.  More than likely orders the Matrix trilogy via Netflix weekly.

Dawa (forumusers/kajun) - The comic incarnation of the FactoryRejects creator.  Do I really look like that?  The answer, obviously, is occasionally.

Timmy & Terry  (threereasons/kid2 & threereasons/kid1) - Two adolescents who have a nose for trouble.  They do drugs, play video games, and do everything else that kids do.  Don't worry, I'm sure your children are nothing like these two.

Etc, etc. 

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I must say I particularly enjoyed that last set of comics -- background explanation or no.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

The Legend of Clarence, the FactoryRejects Comics™ advisor.

maniacal laughter by FactoryRejects 7-17-09

So for this strip you have some marijuana jokes lined up... Aw jeez.. Is there a problem? Don't get me wrong, Clarence, I have every bit of faith in your comedic abilities. Kids read this, though. Do I really want to be a pop culture icon that leads them to substance abuse? I dunno, do you? Of course I fucking do

darwin in disguise by FactoryRejects 7-22-09

I'm gonna drink gasoline and be strong like Optimus Prime! I'm afraid drinking gasoline did not make you strong like "Optimal Prime". However, you do have strong brain damage. I feel like I'm stealing Lucid TV's shtick with this one. ...I think you're still safely within the realm of general satire.

Turn On, Tune In, Sell Out by FactoryRejects 7-31-09

Why did I cross the road? -APPLAUSE- To get to a woman with large breasts! What in the hell was that about? I sold the strip to Viacom. Fuck it.

correctional facility by FactoryRejects 8-08-09

I've been viciously raped. I'd advise against this. The comics here are 74% rape jokes. It's obvious pandering. All right, fine, christ I have arthritis. That's terrible

fuck Mort Walker sideways by FactoryRejects 8-08-09

There, that should keep the people out. ....Wait a minute... wuunnh-wuunnh-waaahhhh I'm outside!!! Seriously. If you do this one more time, I'm leaving. I'll have you know I used to work for Beetle Bailey. Well in that case you can leave right now.

He had a good run.

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The Ancient Aliens Saga (Special Edition):

a long, long time ago by FactoryRejects 5-20-10

Andor! The waste receptacle is obstructed again! Ready the plunge beam! .....Andor? Where are you? ....Andor! Stop watching that ridiculous earth History Channel and clean my shi- -Tonight, on ANCIENT ALIENS Our race has advanced to the point where we rule time and matter with an iron fist. Now, let's fly out to the ass-end of the universe and wreak havoc on some balding primates. That sounds like the next logical step to me.

Ancient Aliens - The Mistake by FactoryRejects 5-20-10

Where are you going? I can't fix the ship. We're stuck here. So I'm going to go have sex with one of those primates. I really don't think that's a good idea. Well, I'm not having sex with you. ...I don't need you to tell me that, Nilnar.

Ancient Aliens - The Escape Plan by FactoryRejects 5-20-10

So, I think we can use what's left of the ship to send a distress signal home... If we build a couple of massive pyramid batteries to amplify the signal. Wow. I really don't want to do that. Neither do I. Hm. So I'm going to shoot at those mutant monkeys you made until they do it. I think we should take turns.

Ancient Aliens - The Other Mistake by FactoryRejects 5-20-10

The rescue ship is coming in. Get your little human friends away from here or the retro-boosters will melt their faces. Finally. I'll get rid of them. Well. It's time for us to go. So you have to get out of here. Don't worry, I'm sure we'll come back and visit. Now go on; get going! Leave! GO AWAY! GET OUT OF HERE YOU IDIOT!!! 6000 years later... Why does God hate me? Because you masturbate.

the go-to grey by FactoryRejects 5-20-10

Andor, that was the most asinine thing I have ever seen. Everyone knows the Annunaki are impotent. Human DNA was meddled with in the past the same way it is now; inbreeding and bad diet. ...It's good to see Nilnar getting work, though. Does he look heavier to you?

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