I'm going to start off nice with the only thing I did like - the way you used two different backgrounds in the first two panels to look like one continuous panel. Pretty clever.
A helpful hint: you can type in the comic's url to post comics in the forums here.
Finally, the comic itself wasn't funny. I get what you were going for, and I wish I knew how to improve it, but I'm too tired at the moment. I don't think we needed the narration box in panel #1, either.
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Mediocrity at its most average.