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how do i add my comics?

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It's too bad there isn't some sort of page with frequently asked questions where one could find out.

ouch!

i just read it.

thanks.

the legend of zelda by joshlomax 9-02-09

thanks for saving me, link. no problem baby. how can i ever repay you? how about finally giving up some of that fine pussy? oh, im so sorry link... im a lesbian. yeah. so.... next time dont wake me up in a fucking dream telling me to come find your ass, bitch.

love by joshlomax 9-02-09

Love is beautiful Like birds that sing, Love is not ugly Like rats In a puddle of vomit Love is beautiful Like the sunshine And the dancing wind, Love is not ugly Like pus And lice And tobacco snot . Love is beautiful Love is a many splendoured thing. It is not a shipload of slaughtered pigs Rotting and festering In the bleating desert . Love is what love is And love is not What love is not

dying young by joshlomax 8-28-09

i dont know what to do doctor. i cant go on seeing him like this. well, there is one thing you can do, but its really... nah...well... anything doc. please! blowjobs. yes, blowjobs. 3 times a day. he will live to see 100. so.... what did he say? is there a cure? im sorry, youre going to die.

taking work home

steven... when i said you should go home and cut that bitches head...i wasnt.... i mean...oh god... oh.

by joshlomax, 8-28-09

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These are pretty good.

Except for "love".

That one's fucking awesome.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

These were really good. The Legend of Zelda one was meh, the "Love" one changed my life, the doctor one was grin-worthy*, and the last one was saved by the guy with the axe just going "oh".

*for comics, grin-worthy is a big thing, considering most comics, even the funniest ones, rarely make you laugh out loud.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

why rudolph was a bastard

and then i said if you suck it my nose will light up red. oh my god, i got to remember that one.

by joshlomax, 8-28-09

rabbit season by joshlomax 8-28-09

hey kurt? yeah? you remember that gun you bought? yeah, what about it? yeah, something tells me you should sell it. why? courtney just mentioned she wanted to go hunting...

aint life a bitch? by joshlomax 8-27-09

all you do is play video games all day yeah. and? well im tired of it! you need to help me around the house. you aint shit without me bitch, whos gonna fuck you? a triceratops? SCORE!

low blow by joshlomax 8-26-09

sad news today. king of pop michael jackson died today in his home. police are still unsure excatly how he died. more on this story as it developes. honey, why is the news reporter saying that you are dead?

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I think the one about love made me cry a little bit. So... Beautiful...