I've been pretty busy over the past few months with important activities such as sniffing glue and masturbating, but I finally found the time to whip up another batch of gayness just for you!

Assignment by muffindance 9-04-09

TODAY'S ASSIGNMENT IS TO TELL THE CLASS WHAT YOU DID THIS WEEKEND. TIMOTHY, YOU GO FIRST I SMOKED HALF A POUND OF METH AND SPENT 48 HOURS MASTURBATING TO MY GRANDPA'S GAY PORN STASH  A+

McDonald's by muffindance 9-04-09

I'M SO PISSED OFF!!!!! YESTERDAY I GOT KICKED OUT OF MCDONALD'S FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON THEY SAID, "IF YOU REALLY HAVE TO SMEAR KETCHUP ALL OVER YOUR NUTS, AT LEAST DO IT IN THE BATHROOM AND NOT ON TOP OF A TABLE WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE YOU" I DON'T SEE WHY THEY'RE SO UPTIGHT

Eating Contest by muffindance 9-04-09

YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE HAVE CONTENTS TO SEE WHO CAN EAT THE MOST HOT DOGS? THAT'S PRETTY MUCH WHAT I DO EXCEPT INSTEAD OF EATING THEM, I JUST SHOVE THEM UP MY ASS AND INSTEAD OF HOT DOGS, I USE RUSTY GARDENING TOOLS

I agree with the term you use as "The return of the cock"

THANKS TO THESE COMICS, I WAS BRIEFLY ENTERTAINED.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm going to try everything I read in these comics because I am impressionable.

Got any meth?

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Kill Whitey.

Someone just has the utter the name "muffindance" and I instantly cream myself and begin to weep.

The human brain cannot come up with any words poetic enough to convey how much I love these comics.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

AngryAmericanI have tons of meth, if by "meth" you mean "gigantic black dildos."

I was reading through your comics again and thought this one is particularly amazing:

The Great American Sport by muffindance 1-31-09

AH, THE GREAT AMERICAN SPORT BASEBALL? EJACULATING IN MY CUPPED HAND

Disclaimer: Comic may or may not be autobiographical

Remember kids, ask for it by name!

Work by muffindance 9-06-09

MY BOSS JUST ASKED ME HOW MUCH I ACCOMPLISHED THIS WEEK I TOLD HIM I HAD DONE NOTHING BUT MAKE A HUGE POWERPOINT PRESENTATION OF ALL THE GAY PORN ON MY COMPUTER THEN HE GAVE ME A PAY RAISE

A Normal Day by muffindance 9-06-09

HEY MISTER, WHAT'S WITH THAT ORGASMIC FACE YOU'RE MAKING????? A TEAM OF HOBBITS IS SHOVING A SANDPAPER-COVERED BEAM UP MY ANUS THIS BOWL IS FULL OF RADIOACTIVE JIZZ

A message from HQ by muffindance 9-06-09

DEAR READERS: SOME OF YOU HAVE POINTED OUT THAT WE AT MUFFINDANCE HAVE BEEN BLATANTLY RECYCLING PREVIOUS JOKES WE ARE AWARE OF THE PROBLEM AND ARE CURRENTLY TAKING ACTION BY FILLING OUR RECTUMS WITH JELLO I WOULD LIKE TO ADD THAT A STEADY STREAM OF DIARRHEA IS FLOWING DOWN MY LEG

Psychiatrist by muffindance 9-06-09

WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME, MR. PSYCHIATRIST????? IN MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION, YOU ARE A GIGANTIC FAGGOT I'M SORRY, COULD YOU REPEAT THAT? I WAS BUSY SHITTING ALL OVER YOUR CARPET

Satanism by muffindance 9-06-09

I WORSHIP SATAN I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSING SATAN WITH GIANT THROBBING PENISES YOU'RE RIGHT

Humpback Whale Penises by muffindance 9-06-09

HI, MY NAME IS PATRICK MY HOBBY IS DEEPTHROATING HUMPBACK WHALE PENISES I ALSO LIKE VIDEO GAMES