Utterly warped dialogue between an aging cowboy and his young friend, neither of which have real names because I was too lazy to think of any, so read and enjoy, or read and throw up in disgust...

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy return by KainThornn 9-07-09

Guys I want to post this on the forums The writer wants to try exposing this strip to more people Is that a good idea? Are we entertaining? I think the sheer idiocy might find a niche He seems to think so, but he ain't gonna know till pther people read us We're going to be famous? Hey be nice or you'll both be turned into strange looking little girls Possibly, but we may also be infamous Vegetables thrown at us? I hate vegetables!

And yes, I typo frequently...adds to the...uh...charm..?

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Floink!

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy return by KainThornn 9-07-09

Well guys you're now public! Ah'm excited! I'm scared! No need to be afraid, if the people aren't receptive we'll just continue out of the public eye Ah hope they lahk us How can we continue out of the public eye? People will go back and read previous strips Maybe they'll like those too? Ah dunno what to think Maybe they'll throw old vegetable at us by the truckload?

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The narration comes off as really annoying. I realize its integral to the comic, but its still real damn annoying.

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Kill Whitey.

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-07-09

Th' results are in! We got a reader! The narrator was annoying Damn straight! Ah dunno if'n we're funny Anything that keeps the narrator silent is good reviews

*evil chuckle*

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Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-07-09

Ya know the narrator and the writer are the same guy He got pwned by the reader, so he's keeping his fat pie hole shut! Ya don' remember too well do ya? ... Even if he ain't talkin, he kin say a lot about your rude self What's that smell?

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Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy return by KainThornn 9-07-09

How ya doin today, Boyboy? Not so hot...pretty upset actually What's wrong? The one thing I looked forward to on a regular basis has been taken...gone forever You mean..? Yup, Wednesday nights "Robot Chicken" was replaced by "Squidbillies"

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-07-09

They took Robot Chicken off? For Squidbillies? Be strong my friend, we still have another problem staring at us I'm very angry...guhh! We're going to have to make an important decision here...and soon The lease on this apartment is up and we may have to move? No, nothing that simple...We're left with Robot Chicken and Aqua Teen Hunger Force in the same time slot on the same night

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy return by KainThornn 9-07-09

Hey guys Is that the narrator? I thought he was shut down by an unhappy reader? I doubt he'll be reading this anymore. It's a pretty cheesy strip Maybe ya kin get us new readers? That would be awesome! Fans, fame, money, chicks! No no, I'm here to tell you it's Hunger Force all the way YEE HAW!!! You guys hate me...I'm gonna tell mom!

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Stingking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-07-09

Stinking Cowboy is off to his ranch for the day, so Boyboy's cousin comes to hang out Yo Boyboy wassap? Jus chillin yo, how de dawg? Guys... I be illin like a villain Fo shizzle ma man! You're both rotten. Stinking Cowboy will hear of this!  Um  What just happened?

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Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-07-09

...and that's what happened Y'all think ya Snoop Dogg or somethin'? We were just trying to be cool, you know..! Just cos y'all listen to some rap don't mean y'all gotta act like rappers Why not, they're big and famous! ...and that's what happened Britney Spears is famous, are ya gonna shave yer haid n drive badly now? Um...well she...but I'm...it's not...

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Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-07-09

Yes, I tend to get overactive here Ah! Um, let me continue, we should not define our own success by the actions of others, for we are responsible for our own destinies and do NOT need approval from total strangers... 2 hours later ...and therefore, even though I am an African American man, I am my own persons, very successful and well respected by my colleagues. You're right! I don't have to talk like my favorite rapper to like rap! Very good! Now pay the good doctor Yes, being this intelligent doesn't come for free I'm 12 years old, how much money do you think I have?

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Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-07-09

*guttural evil voice*Boy...Ah've come for y'alls eternal soul... Who are you? *koff koff* er...ah...um...Ah'm Stankin Cowboy, don' ya recognize me? You look ridiculous! Ah've been listnin ta some Strappin Young Lad, them boys can bring th' metal! Are you trying to demonstrate something?

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-07-09

And the moral of the story is... ...so y'see, ya don' hafta look like anyone to like thar music style I get it. I got it when Dr Simmons explained it A happy ending! Ah hope yew lernt somethin from alla this I'll say I did What did ya lern? I learned that a latex demon costume can contain massive body odor, *phew*

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Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-07-09

How can I help you today, Stinking Cowboy? Boyboy won't let up with th' stinkin' part. Ah can't help th' way Ah smell, Ah work hard out there Your feelings are hurt when he mentions it? Well yeah, Doc, Ah git tarred of th' insults The solution is simple, my good man, hot water and a bar of Lever... Oh man, not yew too!

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I knew I'd screw up again...I put a strip out of sequence...

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-07-09

Stinking Cowboy had to take action Good evening young man! Who are you? I'm Dr Alexander Simmons, I'll be talking to you about your need to be "cool" I don't understand You expressed a desire to emulate the actions of a respected African American through emulation I stopped emulating years ago...Stinking Cowboy said I'd go blind

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-07-09

Therapy begins... Do I not look to be well off, to have the income and ability to live a very nice lifestyle? Um...I guess...you got bling Dr Simmons was reaching Boyboy I have a good life, my boy, and I don't have to act like someone I'm not I understand! Dr Simmons was indeed, "cool" Who said that? The writer, he likes to get involved

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-07-09

Yes, I tend to get overactive here Ah! Um, let me continue, we should not define our own success by the actions of others, for we are responsible for our own destinies and do NOT need approval from total strangers... 2 hours later ...and therefore, even though I am an African American man, I am my own persons, very successful and well respected by my colleagues. You're right! I don't have to talk like my favorite rapper to like rap! Very good! Now pay the good doctor Yes, being this intelligent doesn't come for free I'm 12 years old, how much money do you think I have?

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Floink!

Confusion over, back to our normal sequence...

Stingking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-08-09

Well Ah took the doctor's advice Doctor? Wait *sniff sniff* oh NO your stink has killed my sense of smell!! Oh lighten up Boyboy, Ah just took me a...what's th' word...shaw err..? You BATHED? What have you done with Stinking Cowboy? Bring him back! Are ya sure ya wants the stink back? Um...wait...nevermind...you seem like a decent guy

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Floink!

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-10-09

No stink? Really..? Ah done got all cleant up! Wow, I never thought I'd see the day! I'll admit I'm surprised also Now yuh gotta be nicer to me Boyboy Right! And I have an extra elbow! In other words... One of us has to preseve the integrity of this crappy comic!

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Floink!

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-10-09

Well, doc, it worked! He's not bein' such a rotten kid! As I expected, Stinking Cowboy! We need to discuss my fees for services rendered now... Well, Ah kin afford $100 a month I see, given your economic status and the nature of your employment, your mortgage, credit cart debt, car payment, and various other factors, I, the doctor, must charge what is fair and reasonable... 2 hours later *zzzzzzz* ...thus we come to the conclusive amount of exactly $47.50 and a 6 pack of Diet Coke! I take cash, check, money orders, Visa, Mastercard, Discover, American Express, Diner's Club...

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Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-10-09

Doctor's fees, continued... Ah have 4200 Pesos and a 2 Liter of Fanta Very good, I shall accept that as payment in full! Well...is that grape Fanta? It's Green Lime Waterfall... Make it 4201 Pesos and I shall consider it paid . Yew shore drive a hard bargain doc Is it diet? Sugar makes me vomit...

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Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-14-09

Spam and Scam? Greetings and praises be to God for your continued health and wellness, I am Mrs Gladys Druntufupusumar... Be careful they're clever My late husband was assassinated here in Nigeria and I pray for you help. I must move $325 billion of my husband's money out of the country The very cads! Will your help for to me moving this money? If so please tell to me your name, address, phone number, social security number, bank account and routing number... You gotta be kidding me!

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Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-14-09

Early day guys! Good mornin Boyboy Good morning! Gotta eat right to have a great day Ya want breakfast? Nah thanks, I'll just drink a smoothie Eggs and sausage and bacon! I like to chew mah food I don't see how with teeth like yours. All 5 of them

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Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-19-09

And now for a Public Service Announcement... Y'all need ta remember ta brush yer teeth at least twice a day! Good advice! He's doing the right thing! An' floss after ya brush too, so y'all kin git them little bits from between yer teeth! I like that idea! He's on a roll! Otherwise you can get bad breath and no one will wanna hang out with ya! Speaking of foul odors...

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Floink!

I want to read these. I try, but I lose interest quite quickly and when I realize how many there are, I give up.

This may say something about the quality of your comics. Who knows.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-23-09

Guys we got some negative press Ah saw that...we can't expect everyone to like what we do here I'd say we can't expect anyone to like what we do here Don't be so harsh, I'm not an actual writer Ah imagine these ain't so easy to make That's painfully obvious We'll see some good press soon guys Ah hope so Some comics get good press from their writer, I hope we aren't gonna be one of them

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Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-23-09

Time to come clean guys What do ya mean Tell some truth? Yup, like a mission statment Why we're here? We're here to try and entertain, without certain weak ideals No stupid humor No uncalled for profanity, tackiness, sex talk We're gonna be so boring

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-23-09

Work with us here Boyboy We want our laughs to come from witty sarcasm and good delivery So get Denis Leary a job at UPS No Boyboy not like that We won't resort to lowbrow humor We should resort to some homur at all Well we found our sarcastic wit Where should I deliver him? The Playboy Mansion would be a good start!

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-23-09

Dr Simmons steps in to help You're taking the negative comments entirely too hard, it's just someone's opinion, it doesn't make you who you are I hear ya doc Dr Simmons is an expert in his field Don't let the naysayers change your focus, Boyboy, you're still who you are I'm not a big softy like Stinking Cowboy is The guys feel better Softy? Who you callin soft? Well I'm not the one who sleeps with a teddy bear

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Floink!