It's MJ! by herecomesthepie13 9-10-09

Is there a mirror there? But that can't be possible... he's in black... i'm in white... he must be my twim brother! No wait... I got it! He's Michael Jackson! Wait....

Swine Flu sucks by herecomesthepie13 9-10-09

Dear Jack, I regret to inform you that you are a MORON. From Joe ... P.S. I had Swine Flu when i wrote this. ... Hmmm that's odd, that last statement wasn't really important... now why would he put that in a letter?

Nerd on a Bench by herecomesthepie13 9-10-09

Hey there! Do you play World of Warcraft? uhh... no... but that's wierd! You're supposed to be a nerd, what are you doing at the park? I spoke too soon...

Nerd on a Bench sorta sucks... i sorta rushed it.

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"Oh... the irony..."

Sex isn't funny in any way! by herecomesthepie13 9-10-09

Hey, what's your problem? My wife... I know it hurts my wife broke up with me too... No, we had sex... Oh... then what's your problem? She had AIDS

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"Oh... the irony..."

Oh... The Irony by herecomesthepie13 9-10-09

Heh heh Dude... my arm... I personnally kicked your ass... ninja style. I am so badass But Ninja guy... What? Why are you in heaven with me?

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"Oh... the irony..."

The swine flu one was very near chuckle-worthy and the last one had some good potential, but the rest just seemed over-thought.  Keep trying and you'll find your style.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'll play devil's advocate.

Swine flu only sucked a little bit. The rest were worse.

Don't get discouraged. Everyone first few comics generally suck.

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Kill Whitey.

That's STILL Racist by herecomesthepie13 9-11-09

What if we created a band that has both rap and rock in it! That sounds cool. But first we need a random black guy... To rap? No! To play bass you racist bastard!

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"Oh... the irony..."

I liked that last one.  Definitely the best so far.

Keep at it.  You're already better than our previous 12 herecomesthepies. 

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I Dated A Robot Funnies No. 2 by StanleyPotsmoker 9-11-09

My nephew Zak is coming over for dinner tonight. He's such a good boy. I wonder if he still likes Happy Meals? Please kill me in a ritual sacrafice.

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"What were we just talking about?"

 THE ONE ABOVE ABOUT HAPPY MEALS IS NOT MINE!!!!!

Father and Son by herecomesthepie13 9-12-09

Son, what are you playing... you know you're not supposed to play World Of Warcraft anymore! Uh... I'm not! I'm watcing porn! ... ... Well as long as you aren't play warcraft...

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"Oh... the irony..."

Is that why the name was totally different?

Fuck. I wondered...

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Kill Whitey.

If I had a nickel for every time I've used porn as a fallback excuse to trick my father into thinking I wasn't playing WoW I'd have nough money to buy a plane ticket to Nigeria.

The fact that I do both with my fully erect penis grasped tightly in my hand helps with this.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.