Office Zombie has reached a milestone of 50 episodes. Go through the set and let me know which are your favorites. Here's the last one:

Office Zombie 50 by deathtoradio 9-12-09

Man, I hope I win that big Powerball jackpot. Bought like 5 tickets today. What would you do with the money? Buy my own tropical island and then put landmines all around it. Then I'd train some fucking dolphins to eat any of the sneaky fuckers who try to get on the island. Dolphins? Why not just use sharks? Come on man. Sharks are NOT team players. They kill, eat and fuck indiscriminately. They are the Chuck Norris of the sea.

Not bad.

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Kill Whitey.

Office Zombie 49 by deathtoradio 9-08-09

Zombie, we need to talk. Something wrong? Yeah. Look, we're missing an intern and i couldn't help but to notice the bag in the fridge with your name on it. You know, the one that takes up most of the fridge. Yeah, so what? I'm brown-baggin' it today. What does that have to do with a missing intern? Well, it's just that...whatever is in the bag responds to the name "Mike." What's the problem? Can't a guy eat a fuckin' peanut-butter-and-mike sandwich without catching some shit?

Office Zombie 46 by deathtoradio 7-30-09

It's Friday night. To the bar we go! I can't, man. My wife has plans for us. Where does she keep your balls? Down at the bank. In a safety deposit box. I am so disappointed. What? She lets me go see them on my birfffday.

Office Zombie 48 by deathtoradio 9-05-09

My new phone's vibrate setting has some super hard vibrations. It's so good I found other uses for it. Go ahead, call me. Call you? But we're talking face to...ooohhhhhh. Hmmm. It isn't doing anything. Maybe you wore it out. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Maybe if you bought it a drink first!