WTF News 3 by Darkicus 9-19-09

12 kids didn't smile :( Does farting make you gay? A new theory states that when you fart it generates gay cells. NASQU -7% US Oil +34% Now to our special report. technically special. Breaking News THIS ISN'T BREAKING NEWS!!!! You're Gay How? I just went to the toilet.

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Darkicus

WTF News 2 by Darkicus 9-17-09

Welcome to WTF A Man was raped in his own home. I wasn't raped! I watched it, you were raped! Bunnys are not men in bunnysuits LIES!!!!!

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Darkicus

WTF News by Darkicus 9-13-09

Today on WTF News. A Man has been found alive and well in his own house. How do you feel? What the fuck! Get out of my house Now for the weather. Look outside asshole!

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Darkicus

WTF News 4 by Darkicus 9-20-09

FEMA has accidentally died. lol An aquarium full of testicles and a insane crossdresser. A man has accidentally flushed his cake down a toilet. lulz at fatty. ma boss is here :) How do you fell? The toilet ate my cake. i'll get it back though! Oh noes i'm fired :( WTF News budget has drop! Damn this Credit Crumble

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Darkicus

It's like watching CNN, except entertaining and more informative.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

these have promise

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I was skeptical at first, but WTF New 4 pulled it on home for me.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

WTF News 5 by Darkicus 9-28-09

WTF News headlines Japan porn ^78% Does the Iphone give you diarrhea? Does farting actually make planets? My cat died. toilets are not cars. Does farting make planets? What the fuck! Are you retarded? WTF News ^43% testicles ^56% Just in! We've just moved seats

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WTF News 6 by Darkicus 10-03-09

Dead are dead New candy make you fart A crab has just contacted crabs. But first. A crazed cat has just rapidly raped a man. My house is faster testicles Why did you do it? Meow? WTF News ^45% Lolz at garden A garden has just been violated. The crazed cat has been arrested.

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Darkicus

I like your middle panels a lot, but the rest of the comic is filled with too much nonsense.  I realize you're going for nonsense here, but some of your nonsense is too nonsensical, like "My house is faster testicles."  (That one is nonsensical to the point of meaninglessness)  The rest of the comic is usually pretty funny.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002