Mr. Trebek's Unfuzzy Upper Lip by deathtoradio 10-08-09

I'll take "Films starring Chuck Norris," for $800, Alex. Grandpa. Where did Alex Trebek's mustache go? Why, it went to Florida, swee'pea. That's where all the mustache's go to die.

Hanukkah by deathtoradio 10-08-09

...and the oil that was only supposed to last for one day, lasted for 8 days. It was a miracle! Uhhhhh. Isn't it more likely that the guy who bought the oil was just a dumbass, and he just bought more than he had initially thought? No. It was a miracle. You're a miracle if you believe that story. Anti-semite. I'm gonna go look that up. And as soon as I figure out what that means...I may or may not be angry.

CC 345: Hair of the Dong by deathtoradio 10-07-09

Uuuuugh. My head is killing me. I feel like crap. Hangover, huh? Yeah, probably the worst of my life. I have a two step cure. Step 1: you suck my dick. Wtf? What's the second step? Hold on. I'm trying to think of something creative enough to justify the first step.

I Hate My Name by deathtoradio 10-06-09

I think I'm going to change my name, honey. I'm sick of people mispronouncing it. To what? First name "That," last name "Motherfucker." I ain't changing my name...Motherfucker.

Assman

Look, I know your all into the gay thing, Roy, but I just don't think I could find love in a mans hairy ass. Have razor. Will shave.

by deathtoradio, 10-05-09

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