PUN-ished by ragu4u 10-09-09

The truth is, Melvin, you are rotten with details so I'm giving you a new partner. Really? So why did he pick YOU? Cause the devil is in the details.

I liked it, but I'll reiterate a point made earlier.  Create one thread for your comics, rather than multiple threads.  Its just the done thing, like socks.

The "Counter" Attack by ragu4u 10-10-09

Hello? Census taker here! Ees siesta time, hombre. Besides, ain't nobody in mi casa so vamanos. Comprende? Alrighty then. It appears I've interrupted the nap of a family of, Democrat,Texan landscaping specialists. You my boy, dog!

You Always Hurt the One You Love by ragu4u 10-10-09

Let's go someplace exotic and make love. Oh shit...here we go. Survey SAID? This was nowhere as romantic as I had imagined. Well what did you expect? Screwing in the desert causes shit like "Vaginal Itch", ya bimbo.

Counter attack was good.

Eyesight at "Last Call" by ragu4u 10-10-09

Whatcha doin here, girlfriend? Just lookin for Mr. Goodbar, I guess Well don't turn around, but I think he just came in. I've got to look. Is she blind? I said Goodbar...not crow bar. Hey there, foxy mama.

Getting the SHAFT by ragu4u 10-10-09

I'm "Superfly" & I don't want none of you sons of bitches messin wit me. Bullshit. The real "Superfly" is around the corner. I'll bet dat be just some Richard Roundtree, SHAFT lookin mutha fucka! You better check, you punk ass. Whoa! The name is "Superfly", my brutha!

Be Prepared by ragu4u 10-11-09

You do know that an immense tradgedy will befall the entire planet on Dec. 21, 2012, don't you? Says who? Several noted astrologers, the Myans, Nostradamus and, most importantly, The Discovery & National Geographic channels. What does The Learning Channel have to say? Midget, interior decorators will emerge from the ashes to repopulate the earth. Small wonder.

Home Disadvantage

Hey doc, is it possible for a guy to administer the "Heimlich Maneuver" to more than one person at a time? I see you watched the Cardinals lose to the Dodgers last night too.

by ragu4u, 10-11-09

The Colorado Playoffs by ragu4u 10-11-09

The wind up...the pitch on the way... ...a line drive way back to center field. Get up! Get up! It might be, it could be, it IS.... ...lost in a snow bank. I'm not sure but I think that's an "Inside the Drift" home run.

Respect by ragu4u 10-11-09

Scared? You little fag. So you found a hockey mask. So what? It'll take more than that to make you a bad ass. How's this?

The 1st Annual "Michael Jackson Salmon Run" by ragu4u 10-12-09

Hey dummy, you're swimming the wrong direction It only appears that way... ...I'm doing the "Moon-Swim".

The Way Things Work by ragu4u 10-13-09

Well sir, they're voting on the health care bill over in both Houses of Congress. Really? What time is it, Rahm? Around dinner time, sir. Damn those Congressmen & Senators. I told them not to vote till about 4 am. Then only a select few would be there, sir. Sometimes I wonder about you, Rahm.

I'm usually not too big on any political comics, but that last one was kind of amusing.  And the two sports ones before that were pretty good, I must say.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Gettin the Skinny by ragu4u 10-13-09

Honest to God, she's emaciated. Is that why you pulled her over? Well she was driving & using the cell phone. I assumed she had escaped from kidnappers who had been starving her. I'll bet you really feel silly now. How was I supposed to know? Most California State cops know who Maria Shriver is, moron!

Ripped From Todays' Headlines by ragu4u 10-14-09

Have you heard? Two thousand jelly fish have washed up over on Waikiki Beach. Yeah? So what? I can't do anything about it! We could lure them back into the ocean. And how would we do that? We'd toss crackers covered in peanut butter into the water. Jacques Cousteau, you're not!

I thought those last three were pretty good.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Face Off

You mocking me? You mocking me?

by ragu4u, 10-14-09

Hate Mail by ragu4u 10-15-09

Mailroom at the E.I.B. Network Have you read all these e-mails yet? Yep. They're all from guys who said they'd never play ball for a team Rush owned because he's down on their people. There sure are a lot of them. There would be tons more but... ...the prisons only allow so many to be sent in a day.

The Instant Get-Away by ragu4u 10-15-09

Why do people with little kids hook hot air balloons to their home roof? They must know the kids will be tempted to get in and possibly fly away forever. Hey!...I answered my own question.

Common Sensicle by ragu4u 10-16-09

Toronto scientists found that they can create homo-sexual flies. What? If they tweak the phermones of fruit flies they will become attracted to each other, no matter the gender. That's nothing. And why not? Those flies are fruit to begin with.

Kareoke Night by ragu4u 10-16-09

"99 bottles o beer on the wall, 99 bottles o beer..." "If one o the bottles should happen to fall...I'd jerk off my cock and cum on ya'll".......HEY? Quit fuckin wit the Kareoke machine, you little cunt. This here is still a family joint, you know.

Out of the Loop! by ragu4u 10-17-09

You mean it? You actually signed up? As opposed to what? Getting drafted, man...getting drafted. There hasn't been a draft in years. Where the hell have you been? Stawberry fields, man. Strawberry fields.

Watch Your Step

AW shit! Oh contrare. It's GUANO.

by ragu4u, 10-17-09

Getting Pumped by ragu4u 10-18-09

Is it legal for the company to tax our paychecks extra if we don't stay physically fit? Well, I believe Congress is trying to pass a law that would OK such activity. Then I guess we had better start using the office workout facility. If we must! In the, newly converted, workout room. I sure wish they would have converted a different room than the office lounge. It's not so bad. They kept the poker tables so folks can still play while others workout. By the way, you can be on top!