The Partaking of John 1-2-3 by Commander_t 10-10-09

Huh... Dear John... *mumble*... *grumble*... *mumble*... Love Bacon... What is this? I'm so hungry!!!

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

The Scourge of Young Children Everywhere by Commander_t 10-11-09

Whatchu wantin? Gimme the dust! 'Kay, thanks! Aww yeah baby! I'm feelin it at three hundred thousand miles an hour!! *magic fairy dust poof* You'd better enjoy it, because I don't think I can pull anymore out. Unless you give me someting so spicy it'll burn your very soul.

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

The Scourge of Young Children Everywhere by Commander_t 10-11-09

WHURS MUH DUSSSTT!!! I don't know little girl. Why are you so mad? Wait... WHURS MUH DUSSSTT!! WHURS MUH DUSSSTT!!! Sweet Lord! She's in shock! Get her in the ambulance, quick!

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

The Scourge of Young Children Everywhere by Commander_t 10-12-09

WHURS MUH DUSSSTT!!! I don't know?

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

These started out insane and got more so very rapidly.  I didn't even rate the last two because applying an adjective to them felt like a futile gesture -- like meeting the devil and describing him as "mean".

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Fat Head 15 by Commander_t 10-13-09

Oh! So what now? You think my head is a pinata? Uh... I have a genetic condition you know. Fat Head-itis... of the head. It's very rare... and contagious. I like candy... I'm not a pinata! I'm a whatever I am, who just so happens to have a fat head!!

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

Another Stupid Comic by Commander_t 10-14-09

Where'd you come from? *squeak* Tell no one. They will never know about this.

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

I didn't like most of them, but that first comic you posted is really funny. I also looked at your friends list and decided it was best to keep you with the bad rating I've given you. Your best bet for becomming a successful ally of mine would be either revising your favorites list (I'll let you figure out who I don't like.) or getting a whole new user name because I don't particularly care for the one you have.

Commander_t

This comic had a great set up, but you kind of blew the last panel.  Specifically, Deuce's line in that panel.  Re-work that into something funny and you've got a great comic there.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I don't know; I liked the "I'm a whatever I am" part.  That comic definitely stands apart from the others by being understandable and funny.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I think the problem is that there's nothing new.  We've already established in the first two panels that the burglar is going to bust open Deuce's head because he thinks it's a pinata, and that Deuce has said that isn't the case, he's just got a fat head.  Then in the third panel he just says it again.  I was hoping for something more.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I thought the, "I'm a whatever I am" line was very funny.

You're all wrong and I'm leaving forever.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

The Land Down Under by Commander_t 10-16-09

Clothe it. Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Hurry it up! I'm running late for a very special appointment. Lord, why do I have to have this job? I just can't take it anymore! HAHA!! Daddy needs a new pair of shoes!! Foot modeling!! HAHA!!

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

Prep Work is Important by Commander_t 10-18-09

Ground Control to Major Tom-- --you're live in ten minutes. Dang yo!

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021

So Bad, It's Good by Commander_t 10-19-09

FALCON HEENE PAUNCH!!!!

Fat Head Draws the Line by Commander_t 10-19-09

I couldn't eat you... I have respect for my anus...

Neo-Animatrix by Commander_t 10-19-09

What are you doing in the matrix? *moo* Come to poppa...

On the Road with Floyd and Beverly #3 by Commander_t 10-19-09

We wear our happy faces... Blah blah blah... We wear our happy faces, and they never know... Blah blah-bla-bla... Yes, dear, yes. We're on our way now. Don't stare, we've caused that guy enough troubles already, his guts are out. I don't think they're going back in... Bla-bla blah blah blash blah-bla-blah...

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"It's like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!" Capt. Murphy, SeaLab 2021