Here lies the Happless adventures of Bob, with his friend Mike sometimes appearing too.

PIN Numbers. by NOComedy 10-15-09

My Credit Card PIN number is 6710. I can say this in confidence since you don't have my card. End of the month. Bill Time. Crap...

Trash Talk by NOComedy 10-15-09

If time is something that is created by humans to observe the roation of earth to mark the sun's passing over the sky, then if I was on Mars, what time would it be now? Since it's wednesday, 2:30PM here, its wednesday 2:30PM there. The Martians will adopt human time if they like it or not. Fair enough, but why are you in the trash? I uphold my right to not answer that question.

The New BNP Constitution. by NOComedy 10-15-09

The thinking of the new BNP constitution. Okay, new BNP constitution: No fat chicks allowed. Works for me.

More may come.

(Depeding on how good you think they are, should I carry on and make more? Or go die in a pit of endless shame?)

NOComedy

This is actually funny, but I would replace crap with shit. Cause I like to curse. God damn it.

Agree, except I would replace "crap" with "poop" or "doo-doo."  Or "crap."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Nail-Checkers by NOComedy 10-16-09

You lost a piece. You know the rules.

The MP's life's for me.

I had a morgage I needed to pay off. So I stood to become an MP.

by NOComedy, 10-16-09

God on £10,000 Question. by NOComedy 10-16-09

Please welcome our next contestent...God! Thank you, Thank you. For £10,000. What came first? The Chicken or the Egg? Well there is an intresting story behind that. ...Many Hours Later. Well that was intresting, but you didn't answer the question. To be honest, I can't remember which one I made first. It was a long day.

Thanks for the nice review guys!

I like your comics, and by association, you.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I like your comics and you, and, by association, nude photos of Barry White on horseback.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Does NO mean Nitrous Oxide?

Cause if it does I'm rating you good.

:)

Windows OS through the ages. by NOComedy 10-19-09

Windows 95 Windows 98 Windows XP Windows 7 Hey, Mr Microsoft representative, what about ME and Vista? They *NEVER* exisited. Got it?

Window's Errors. by NOComedy 10-19-09

Windows 98 Okay, there is a slight problem, we're working to get it fixed, but continue your program as useal. Windows XP Alright, we have a problem, we tried are best to fix it while you didn't notice but we now have to close this program. Do you want to send an error report? Windows Vista OMG OMG OMG! Alright, something is wrong and I don't know what! It maybe just a line of unneeded code but we can't be too careful...CLOSE EVERYTHING DOWN UNTIL IT IS SORTED!

Bob's boat. by NOComedy 10-19-09

Bob! Why have you left the PC on? You know by not saving energy your contributing to climate change. I bought myself a boat and I can't be asked to go to the seaside. So I thought why no bring the sea to me, which can be achived via climate change. You heartless bastard...

*Typo, ment to say "So I thought why not bring the sea to me..."

Barry White...On Horseback.

I'm looking at nude photos of Barry White on horseback...Ohhhhh Yeah. ♪"Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Babe"♪

by NOComedy, 10-19-09

I liked that last one for some reason.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Keep making more comics.  I will cry if you disappear forever.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Cliché Gandulf. by NOComedy 10-20-09

NONE SHALL PASS! Seriously Gandulf, that is becoming so Cliché. You've changed Gimli...You've Changed.

Too Slow. by NOComedy 10-20-09

*Ring Ring* *Ring Ring* *Ring Ring* *Ring Ring* *Silence* Bugger!

Granny Waits. by NOComedy 10-20-09

Ah! Forget it... *Ring Ring* Bugger!