Just signed up to this awesome site cause I'm way too arrogant to draw my own comics.

Here's one I made. Shame I only get up to three panels otherwise I could've made a better punchline.

Here's another one

 

insects by Vaginalterror 10-30-09

Hey Josh? Yeah? You ever wondered how things'd be if we where suddenly to be dominated by the insects? Is this about that cockroach I drowned in your Pepsi? ... Or was it just plain hypothetical?

Santas little "helper" by Vaginalterror 10-30-09

Hey, Rick. Nice costume. Thanks, my wife picked it out for me. It's a little airtight around the pelvis area, but I guess that's what five cinnabons a day'll do to you, hehe. Enjoying the party? I must say, that costume really suits your figure. ...Thanks, condescending green person. I'm Santas little helper. Yeah? well Santas got a camcorder and an itchy asshole, so how bout it!

Hell by Vaginalterror 10-30-09

You know what I hate about these panels? I totally know what you mean. It feel incredibly isolating in here. You figure this is hell? Actually, I was thinking more about the fact that we only get 3 shots at being funny. I see where you're going. And? You totally don't give a shit how I feel.

Having three panels blows.

Make a joke in one panel.

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