Ban Notice - Part 1 of 3 by Jeanster 10-30-09

My name is Mickey Wiseguy. I used to hang out at the local public library. Until . . . "This is a Ban Notice. You are hereby banned from your local Public Library. " When you're banned, you've got nothing. No borrowing privileges, no story hour, no browsing through the library books and DVDs. You're banned from ever setting foot inside the library. Where am I? Duh? Outside the library. You read whatever comes your way: a discarded newspaper you find on the bus, really old magazines in the doctor's waiting room, the back of a cereal box.

Ban Notice - Part 2 of 3 by Jeanster 10-30-09

You rely on anyone who's still talking to you. An ex-girlfriend... You just HAD to start a fight in the library, didn't you? You just HAD to hit me back with that chair, didn't you? An old friend with a librarian fetish... You know librarians...bunch of dowdy spinsters during the day, until they transform into passionate exciting hotties at night! Family too... Ring! Ring! Hey, is that your Mom again?

Ban Notice - Part 3 of 3 by Jeanster 10-30-09

. . . if you're desperate. Fighting in the library? Mickey, I KNOW I brought you up better than that! Bottom line? Until you can figure out how to get yourself unbanned from the library. . . you're not going in there.

---
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

  I like it.  I'd prefer that even in a series where all the comics go together, each one can stand on their own.  (For example, if I saw #2 at random, I wouldn't know what's going on.)  But still, as a group they're very good.  Especially #2.

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Thank you kindly.

 ~Jeanster

---
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

As a huge burn notice fan i found this hilarious

---
Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-