I want your feedback. Good? Bad? Mediocre? Be critical. Taunt me for the sake of hurting my feelings, if that's what gets you off. The most important thing is I want to know your likes and dislikes and see how they jive with my gospel and then get in shape for when the Barnstorming tour rolls around in March, I can win all the comic contests and be on top of my game ready to announce to the world, once again, that yes indeed I am back and I am here to stay!

life/?/soon by crabby 10-23-03

I woke up this morning and I just feel different. Suddenly I have this urge to live life to it's fullest, almost as if the very fate of the world is resting inside of me. .em fo edisni gnitser si dlrow eht fo etaf yrev eht fi sa tsomla ,tselluf s'ti ot egru siht evah I ylnedduS .tnereffid leef tsuj I dna gninrom siht pu ekow I Nothing is going to stop me today. I'm going to march into my bosses office and sign up for that flag football team. No health insurance agency is going to hold me back! You are going to go to work and turn in your resignation. Then you will go to the dessert and give birth to my second son of this earth. The next day........... You know, Women complain about giving birth all the time, but I was just impregnated with the second son of God and I'm fine. I mean, I only had a days notice to get ready. It was easy.

life/?/soon 2 by crabby 10-23-03

This is going to be alot of responsibility. The second son of god! Your job is done. You were simply my vessel into this realm. As the wrath of god I will have 24 hours to do his biding on earth. I will age rapidly until I reach the desired state of mind to handle the situations laid before me. I must let the world know the word of the lord through example. I will punish those who deserve it, they have had the path before them all along and ignored it. For this they will be punished. Some will learn others will not. Some people just won't give a shit.

life/?/soon 3 by crabby 10-23-03

All these people have done wrong. Hopefully they can be enlightened....This robot was programed simply for revenge. This owl has been praying for the death of his brother. The child on the left hasn't taken that mask off since his grandfather was killed....The child on the right has a serious marijuana problem that will catch up with him soon. This man has become a false prophet in the eyes of millions, he doesn't even realizing he's done anything wrong. This woman is a disgrace to herself and her gender.

life/death/?/soon 4 by crabby 10-23-03

The robots programming caught up with him. His latest employer sold him out to the highest bidder....The owl was killed while attending his wife's funeral. He was run over by his brother. After a visit to his youngest cousin, this child realized how much love the world had to offer and removed his mask....This child wasn't lucky enough and his marijuana addiction has left him crippled. The false prophet was erased from the memories of millions after years of deprogramming. Small sects of civilization have sprung up worshipping him. I turned my life around. I found the lord.

life/death/?/soon 5 by crabby 11-07-09

Sir! Are you ok? You've been sleeping for 14 days. I dreamt I gave birth to the second son of god. But Sir... You are the second son of god. You're quite the disappointment.

Lunar Journey. by crabby 1-03-04

Wow! Steve Perry, I'm a huge fan. That makes two of us. You know... I never stopped believing. Wanna go back to my planet?

Lunar Journey.. by crabby 1-03-04

This is my planet. It contains an abundance of wuss rock. Isn't this earth? Yeah, but check out the groupies! I'm not wearing panties. Should I throw my diaper at him?

Lunar Journey... by crabby 1-03-04

This is my swinging Journey pad. I bought it with all the money we made on that Journey arcade game. That game sucks. This is just an empty warehouse. It's not quite empty. Remember that hot ass groupie from the third panel of comic two? She took a shit in the corner over there. Ok, that is pretty hot.

Lunar Journey.... by crabby 1-03-04

I want to show you something. Ever since the first moment our eyes locked on that evening. I could tell... We were meant to be. You know what? I don't even really like your music. I just recognized you from that Behind The Music. I don't even know any of your songs. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............... Don't speak words will just cheapen our love. Follow me. I don't want to follow him, but I am oddly attracted to him.

Lunar Journey..... by crabby 1-03-04

Living without you, living alone This empty house seems so cold Wanting to hold you Wanting you near How much I wanted you home But now that you've come back Turned night into day I need you to stay So now I come to you with open arms Nothing to hide, believe what I say So here I am, with open arms Hoping you'll see what your love means to me... Open arms

Kid, you've got what it takes to be Number One!

I think they're the tops!

Happy Veteran's Day!!!!!

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