THEY. ARE. HORRIBLE! And the fact that they suck is seeping into your daily life, whether you are conscientious to the fact or you choose to ignore it!

No.

Your team sucks! 

Zaster?

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

As a fan of both the Buffalo Bills and Baltimore Orioles, I sadly have to hang my head and agree with you.

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I has a flavor!

Hey, I had the unfortune of having to live through a Dick Jauron coaching tenure as well. I'm sorry.

is Mortal Kombat a sports team

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Battlefield Mirth

Because I'd totally fuck Mortal Kombat.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Go Browns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No really...

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Kill Whitey.

Yeah the Dolphins are no good and they only won three games last year but they are going bankrupt so they're going to have to align with an AFL club or drop to a lower league either way it will make them more competetive.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

WELL I TELL YOU WAHT I LIKE THAT THER WRASLIN ITS MY FAVERAT SPORT!!! I LIKE TO WOTCH THIM BIG OLE FELLERS GIT SWETTY AND RUB THER BODYS TAGETHIR CAUS IM A REEL MAN AND I HATE QUERS!!!!!11

Fuck Delhomme!  In the ass!  With a duck!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

F***, and sh** on, sports.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.