I know I want one.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

And I didn't want to add another thread for this as well but am I the last to noticeTRIPOTRON!?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Or a whole other thread about the new Pong.

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What others say about boorite!

Now THAT was worth it!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Shouldn't there be another O at the end of Wingo Wong?

Damn. I wish I was 11 inches tall. And that doll was real.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm not saying a word... not a word...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I used to make my sister's Barbie and my Cheetarah (Thundercats) toy have lesbian sex, even when I was pretty young.

I have no idea why I shared that nugget of information...

I need to go to the bathroom now to.....reminisce

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Dad was flammable

I SOOOooooo wanted to rip this joke off, but I figured I would post a link to it here instead. (Look for the Nov. 18, 2001 joke.)

http://www.dilbert.com/comics/getfuzzy/index.html

Tattoo Barbie will be my new home for odd links that do not fit the "I am a C.G." thread. Feel free to pile on.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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I used to make my sister's Barbie and my Cheetarah (Thundercats) toy have lesbian sex, even when I was pretty young.

I have no idea why I shared that nugget of information...

I need to go to the bathroom now to.....reminisce

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I used to make my sister's Barbie and my Cheetarah (Thundercats) toy have lesbian sex, even when I was pretty young.

I have no idea why I shared that nugget of information...

I need to go to the bathroom now to.....reminisce

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I do believe my brother did the same thing, only with ninja turtle figures and my barbies. Maybe it's natural male behavior?

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I used to make my sister's Barbie and my Cheetarah (Thundercats) toy have lesbian sex, even when I was pretty young.

I have no idea why I shared that nugget of information...

I need to go to the bathroom now to.....reminisce

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I do believe my brother did the same thing, only with ninja turtle figures and my barbies. Maybe it's natural male behavior?

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I never did that, although I owned just about all the Thundercats merchandise available.

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Two-Timing Malibu Barbie is worth alot of money these days.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

For all of you collectors: I have a mint Divorced Barbie for sale. She's still in the package, has a dazzling outfit and comes with half of Ken's shit.

Please call Barney after midnight.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

That joke is so dead.

no offense.

I used to make my GI Joe smack the snot out of Ken and stuff him head first into the mud. Then my sister's Barbie would come along and stomp GI Joe until his arms fell off, He had little dimples on his chest from where her pointed toes came down on him.

And I wondered why my dear old dad always looked at me with one eyebrow raised.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'm starting to think my practices of melting stuff with magnifying glasses and shooting them with BB guns was odd.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

You ever pop ants with the magnifying glass (death-ray from outerspace!)?

sigh... sorry ants.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

One of my female cousins used to always put the Barbies and Kens into bed together, naked. I don't think she really understood what they were supposed to be doing in there. It was just a thing that grown-ups do - you see it on TV sometimes. :)

As for burning (and popping) ants, I think the only boys who have not done that are those who did not have access to a magnifying glass, or did not discover you could burn things with it. If you had one, and worked it out... poor ants...

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Living in Scotland sucks, the only thing I could've done with a magnifying glass was give the ants some shelter from the rain.

pouring salt on slugs I guess is the nearest equivalent.

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Dad was flammable

I was a little pyro growing up... I'd pop ants, but here was the other thing that was fun.

When the parents were at work during summers, you mix a little gasoline and styrofoam and make this gooey flammable stuff you could drop on anthills or something.

I'm lucky I didn't blow myself up or something.

Ahhh the good old days....

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

The only thing i ever did with a magnifying glass was use it to set fire to small pieces of paper , which would then set fire to whatever else was around (other paper , long grass) , and then run away giggling like an idiot.

Of course , that was last week , and nothing to do with my childhood , which was perfectly normal.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

You know what's cool- Fire AND hairspray or Modeling Cement. That way you use a flamethrower or you have gobs of glue on the soldiers and they burst toataly into flames easy!

Ants: stick smoke bombs into the hills and watch them drag their eggs to safety.

Hair spray and fire: that's a great way to change the shape of Styrofoam blocks for "art" projects. Alternately, use spray paint to add color.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

There was a Bee in my room last week, I done the deodorant/lighter/flamethrower thing and set fire to it's wings, it actually spiralled around with a trail of smoke before "crash landing" in my terrapin's tank, which kicked complete ass!

the terrapin subsequently ate the bee

ah, the circle of life!

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Dad was flammable