And hopefully better.

Holiday by IamComic 12-06-09

Happy Holidays I am one of Santa's reindeer. I'm too cool for Santa, Idiot! I come in peace. I hope your face falls off! Oh, not again. What about Easter, freakin' Reindeer!

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That Comic Guy

Holiday by IamComic 12-07-09

The Truth about Christmas trees Ok kids, today were going to learn about Christmas. What's Christmas? Well, let me explain and I'll tell you about Christmas and why we have Christmas trees. What are Christmas trees made out of? Ours is made out of plastic. Blasphemy!!!

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That Comic Guy

Holiday by IamComic 12-07-09

Don't mess with Santa. Hey, Hey, U remember that Christmas... ...Oh, that one where you got so drunk you punched Santa in the face. What? You don't remember that? That's why I got a stocking stuffer of poop.

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That Comic Guy

Holiday by IamComic 12-07-09

I little late. Ha. I'm heere vor de Halloveen Partie. The low temperature for your Christmas is going to be 25 degrees. There will be snow. Vhat? It's Christmas man. But I rented this outfit! Well, at least you have that cape thing.

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That Comic Guy

If these are an improvement, I'm glad I never read your older stuff.

The execution seems very juvenile. I suppose if you're 12 or under these might be considered OK, but if you're older than that, work on developing ideas beyond a 4th grade level.

I say this with all kindness.

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Kill Whitey.