I had an older account on here, (Anthdoe1126) and I recently came back to the site upon seeing it in my favorites.

I found my old user profile and realized how fucking unfunny I was.

It gave me quite a good scare. 

In my mind, my comics keep getting funnier all the time, and I'm James Bond.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

They're not so bad.  In fact, compared to the average quality of the strips on the "recent comics by non-donors" list at any given time, they're quite brilliant.

Welcome back. 

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

You're not mattmallone.  That makes anything you write on this site from now on 100 times more relevant and amusing.  Welcome back. 

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

jes_lawson

you beat me to saying that

mattmallone

LOL