Monday by crabby 1-24-10

I feel like a bad Eagles song. You think you have problems? My jewish connection is moving back to New York. Now I gotta go talk to that fat Arab guy again. That guy is Greek. Oh, I just assumed he was Arab because he smelled so bad. Dude, Greek guys smell bad too. I just found out my chick on the side got one on the way. Dude, that sounds like an Usher song.

Tuesday by crabby 1-24-10

Bro, my little tenderooni left for Miami today. She is getting married to her dude and then moving to Afghanistan to fight in the war. I don't have time for this shit. I just came by to drop this off for you. It isn't much, but this half ounce should talk care of you for at least two weeks. I don't smoke marijuana. Not anymore. Not since I found out Obama used to smoke dope all the time. Now, I'm straight edge. Like my idol, MR. CM PUNK! Dude, you smell like virgin. Remember that time I helped your mom move that couch and she showed me her boobs? Is that a more erotic story for you? Is that more adult? Is that what you want to hear? I just want you to not be so cynical. Just try to open your heart to new horizons.

Well I read them and thought they were ok Tuesday was ok I didn't care for the other one but it was ok

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Ok. Thanks.

Tues. was kinda wordy!

Yeah, my comics tend to get a tad wordy.

I'll have some more up soon. I'm kicking around some ideas. Gotta check my dreamcatcher and see what sort of ideas are stuck in there.

 

Workplace Incident by crabby 9-04-10

Hey buddy, I think you might have knocked something off of one of those cabinets in panel two there. Hey! Didn't you hear that "BOOM!"

 

 

WORKPLACE INCIDENT by crabby 9-04-10

DIDN'T YOU HEAR THE NOISE? THE NOISE FROM WHATEVER YOU DROPPED? CAN'T PICK UP AFTER YOURSELF? FUCKING PRINCESS CAN'T PICK UP THEIR GOD DAMN MESS? YOU FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH SUCH LITTLE REGARD FOR ANY NEEDS OTHER THAN YOUR OWN? I BET YOU COULD NEVER SATISFY HER YOU SELFISH PRICK! YOU LAZY FUCKING PRICK! CAN'T CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF! OOOOOOOOH!!! NOW ACT LIKE YOU CAN'T FUCKING HEAR ME YOU LAZY FUCKING PRICK!

Workplace Incident by crabby 9-04-10

Are you screaming wildly at me? What the fuck do you want you maniac? You dropped something... Back there in panel 2... Didn't you hear the "BOOM!" I hear lots of fucking things. I didn't notice I dropped something. You could have said something without screaming like a fucking moron so that everyone else in the workplace can hear you. Well... You could have just asked if I was talking to you. Next time you wanna talk to me, consider using your indoor voice unless you want to take things outside.

 

Workplace Incident by crabby 9-04-10

Hey... I just wanted to apologize for screaming back there by the filing cabinets. It started off as a joke and I just took it too far. Yeah, I could see how it might have started off as you playfully saying I dropped something. The problem is that I didn't even know I dropped anything. This guy seems pretty upset. I just don't need people screaming at work accusing me of inconsiderately fucking my mother... Or satisfying my mother sexually. Either would bother me. How would you like me to classify the love making? JUST DON'T FUCKING YELL AT ME ABOUT NO DUMB BULLSHIT AND I WON'T BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU!

 

Workplace Incident by crabby 9-04-10

Hey Edgar. I heard that exchange between you and Karl earlier and I have to say I'm dissapointed with some of the language you were using. Oh... Well the thing about that particularly exchange you witnessed was actually in response to something that happened earlier. Oh really? Why don't you give me your side of the whole thing. Well apparently I dropped something earlier and Karl was screaming at me to pick it up and suggesting I can't satisfy my own mother sexually. So you were upset because you satisfy your mother just fine sexually? FUCK YOU! I DON'T FUCK MY OWN MOTHER! I'LL BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU AND THIS WHOLE FUCKING COMPANY!

 

Workplace Incident by crabby 9-04-10

Ma, I got bad news. I got into an argument with an employee and then later with my boss. I was fired . You lost your job? They fired me. My poor son! Tonight when you cum deep in me, I want you to just lay on top and hold me close while both our jizz just seeps right out of my warm old snatch. I love you mom. I'm sorry I got fired on Mother's Day. Everyday is Mother's Day with a son like you!