The Dislexic Barbarian Bunnyman! by brycekain 2-14-10

PILLAGE THE WOMEN! RAPE THE HORSES! AND RIDE OFF ON THE HOUSES! I distinctly remember being funnier than this. Try coming up with a joke that hasn't been beaten to death like a pregnant mule. Like what? Dead fetus jokes? Fuck you're useless. I gotta go knock up some soccer moms at a Starbucks.

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Wrong Time to Quote Movie Lines.

I'm gunna write you a ticket. You're lucky I don't drag you out and beat you with my baton! That'll do, Pig!

by brycekain, 2-14-10

My old comics can be found here:
http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/AtheistDiary/

(if anyone cares, that is :-D )

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Inmates Gone Wild! by brycekain 2-17-10

Actual quotes from a Joe Francis interview Joe Francis, you were charged with filming underage girls for sexual profit, tax evasion, and a trying to bribe a jail guard with $500 for a bottle of water. Do you care to comment? "They would shackle me in the shower ... make me walk naked around. I was fantasizing about Abu Ghraib stories. That would have been an improvement on what they did to me. " Um... ok, but what about the charges of filming underage women? You say that you didn't do anything wrong, but because you're the owner of the company you -- "How about this? There's even more separation than that. It is an independently contracted cameraman that we purchased footage from ... These girls showed a fake I.D. They lied about their age." So instead of taking personal responsibility for running a shoddy, exploitive company you're going to make this all about you, right? "...and one time I was chained up, and I was down there like Hannibal Lector ... and I was crying..."

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R.I.P, Dad (Revisited) by brycekain 2-17-10

Hey, Dad. It's been 6 years since you passed away. We all miss you here. I hope everything is ok for you in the afterlife. Me? I'm doing ok. I've been working as a manager at.... Dammit, would you shut the fuck up! I'm tryin' to bang Marilyn Monroe down here!

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Cruel, but still funny!

Tea Bagging at it's Finest by brycekain 2-18-10

"So how’s that hopey, changey stuff working out for ya?" HAHA! She's using people's pain and suffering to get votes.

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<< Cruel, but still funny! >>

I only hurt the ones I love and I love myself daily (sometimes twice on Sundays!) 

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Faux Management, Faux Problems by brycekain 2-18-10

Interviewing for a job So let me get this straight. You worked as a manager at a college radio station... You traveled daily to a non-paying job without compensation, got threatened at least once a semester by people you fired, and you got nothing but school credit for all of it? So what was the upside? I got to make fart sounds on the air.

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A Tiger in the Woods is Worth 2 in Her Bush by brycekain 2-19-10

Here comes Tiger Woods now. Looks like he is ready to give his speech. Lets listen in. FINALLY! And he'd better have a detailed apology at this press conference!! ...ten minutes later... "...and there is one issue I really want to discuss. Some people have speculated that Elin somehow hurt ... me on Thanksgiving night. It angers me that people would fabricate a story like that..." ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz...

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A Tiger in the Woods is Worth 2 in Her Bush 2 by brycekain 2-19-10

What he said. I am truly sorry for what I did. What we felt. Oh, Tiger! We forgive you!! What he should have said. Alright LISTEN UP, BITCHES! I TAPPED DAT' AZZ, I WANTED TO TAP DAT AZZ, and I ain't owe you muthafuckaz a GAWD DAMN THANG!

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A Tiger in the Woods is Worth 2 in Her Bush 3: The Threequal by brycekain 2-19-10

I think Tiger had a very real human moment today. He made mistakes and he apologized for them. I think the media needs to leave him alone now. Jane Ve-LEZ Mitchell said something NICE about a male? Ah shit. This can only mean one thing! Yup. Texas has frozen over.

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Bad Blind Date Outakes #1 by brycekain 2-20-10

What the buck?!?

Bad Blind Date Outakes #2 by brycekain 2-20-10

WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME LIKE I'M SOME PIECE OF MEAT?!?

Bad Blind Date Outakes #3 by brycekain 2-20-10

AHA! It is I, JESUS!

Bad Blind Date Outakes #4 by brycekain 2-20-10

So... cum here often?

 

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Woodstock 3012 by brycekain 2-20-10

Tobor turn hippy??

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A Double Standard #1 by brycekain 2-21-10

YOU'RE my BABYSITTER?? Yeah, so what? But you look so... Listen, you little turd. I only swallow before Midnight, so get your ass upstairs. I think I love you. Yeah yeah. Satan works in mysterious ways. I'll go get the Kool Whip and the speculum.

A Double Standard #2 by brycekain 2-21-10

YOU'RE my BABYSITTER?? Yeah, so what? But you look so... Listen, you little turd. I only swallow before Midnight, so get your ass upstairs. AHA! It is I, Chris Hansen! Yeah yeah. Satan works in mysterious ways. I'll go get the Kool Whip and the speculum.

 

I fucked the last comic up, so please do the following: 

A) Pretend el goth boy turned around in the last panel

B) Pretend his thought bubble is really a talk bubble

C) Pretend I'm not a retard. 

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Five Seconds After Leaving Billy's House of Explosive Chilli by brycekain 2-21-10

God I hope my fart wasn't THAT bad!

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Jesus Christ: Advice Counselor by brycekain 2-21-10

Jesus, I used to be funny when I was AtheistDiary. What happened? You went through anger management three times, sobered up, and now you aren't as volatile. So what you're saying is in order for me to become funny again I need to get shit faced and beat up some retarded hookers? Exactly. You've changed, man. I'VE BEEN NAILED TO PLYWOOD FOR 2,000 YEARS! WHAT THE FUCK YOU EXPECT ME TO DO; SHIT DAISIES AND SING KUMBAYA??

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Splat Times at Ridgemont High by brycekain 2-21-10

Lisa, will you go out with me...? Sure! Just lose 500 lbs and get a facelift, loser! And they wonder why I'm such a dick...

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CC 300: If they mated...The Second Cumming by brycekain 2-22-10

Father, why have you forsaken me?? TOBOR CORNHOLE EVERYONE IN SIGHT!! Christ, why am I horny?! Pork off, felcher boy.

CC 300: If they mated: Change We Can Accuse of by brycekain 2-22-10

SOCIALIST!!!!

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Babblefish A Mangé Mon Vagin ! by brycekain 2-22-10

J'ai eu des rapports sexuels avec la verrue sur la queue de votre mère. Le pus a fait la bonne lubrification pour mon pénis ! Uh...he said he would like to have a nice dinner with your mother. That's not what I said, asshole. Because what you said is so disgust -- ok, fine. What I meant to say is... Fuck it. Look it up on Babblefish.

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Fuck If I Know. by brycekain 2-22-10

Candygram from Ron Jeremy. Too small!

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Because I'm Bored by brycekain 2-22-10

TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER! Pushy cunt.

Fuck me I'm bored. 

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HE Strikes Again! by brycekain 2-22-10

I can't believe I just did that. It isn't a sin if we did it missionary. But in the confessional booth?? uh...I was in the rectory... Yes, you were, baby. And it felt so-- DAMN YOU, REVEREND BOINKY!!

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Reverend Boinky Strikes Again! by brycekain 2-22-10

Confess your sins, my son. *hic* Ok, like I was doin' this whore, right? *hic* and she went poopoo on my nasal cavity and *hic* and she got the family dog*hic* I found out it was my sister's grandmother and *hic* ...uh uh... Are you there, Reverend? HOLY FUCKIN SHIT, PRAISE JESUS!!!

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Fun with Random Comic Layout by brycekain 2-22-10

BLAH! I VANT TO SUCK-- Too late. Dyke.