As her chest swelled and heaved in mindless ecstasy, her ample breasts straining to burst the buttons of her sweat-soaked blouse, Barbara Bush grabbed Orlando Bloom by the ears and rammed his face into her creamy tropical produce section as wave after wave of quivering, wrinked flesh flaps enveloped his head.

I get into trouble when I try to make these contests too complicated, so this time I'm going to strive for utter simplicity. 

Make a comic in which one of the panels features a character uttering a single word.  It must be the only word that appears in the panel.  It cannot simply be an expletive such as "Fuck!" or "Wow!" and it cannot be a person or animal's name.

That's it.

*skreeek*

Mission control to strippers: uh, we have a negative on old comics, repeat, that's a negative on old comics.  Do you copy, over.

Uh, roger Mission Control, we copy that negative on old comics.  Over.

Copy that copy, strippers, good luck and Godspeed.  Mission Control, over and out.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Alright, a few Q's: 

- What about Photoshop? 

- Series?

- When is judging?

- Do you still want to have my sweaty man-child? 

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Type O Positive by brycekain 3-21-10

The vampire... moving ever so quietly... stalking his unsuspecting prey... leans in for the attack...nothing can stop him now...nothing... Herpes.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Sorry, but answering your questions would only complicate things.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RCL no. 2146 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-21-10

Release your preconcieved notions... Clear out all your negative thoughts of the past... Be at one with the kinetic energy around you. Tune in to the airways of the living spirits... If, you listen very hard, you can just barely make out what they're saying... Tell me, what do you hear? SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!!

CC: 448 by Beeko180 3-21-10

Sir, I have some good news and some bad news. What's the bad news? Terminal.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

CC: 448- Life's Meaning by Beeko180 3-21-10

I want to find a meaning to my life but I can't think of one. So I'm trying to think of something I have that gives meaning to my life. Have you tried love? Women don't like me. That's because you're G- Goo?

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

CC:448 Duck by Lord_Vodek 3-21-10

Ummm That's not cool...What about roast duck? Duck?

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

RCL no. 2147 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-21-10

mandingo! Uh, oh... You're not supposed to say anyone's name. This comic is now disqualified! It is? FUCK!

CC 448: Cock Tale by umfumdisi 3-22-10

What is your favorite movie? Cocktail. What is your favorite movie? Cocktail. What is your favorite movie? Rooster Cogburn.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I'm Not Trying Hard Enough by four_legged_tripod 3-22-10

Worst Comic Entry Ever!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 2148 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-22-10

How do you propose we win this comic contest? Simplicity! I think you nailed it!

Groovy! - Groovy? by edoggydog 3-22-10

All we need is ONE word to win this comic contest! ONE word to put us over the top! Give me that ONE word for us to claim victory! Groovy! What?

Just Rub My Face in it Won't 'Cha? by four_legged_tripod 3-22-10

...so then we decided to go camping down by the lake where my uncle keeps his motorboat so we could go jet skiing and Rachel said that she couldn't... ...so finally we used the oak leaves to wipe away the poison --- Hey! I feel like all you've done tonight is stare at my tits. Have you even heard a word I said? Motorboat.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC: 448- Tribute to Mandingo by Beeko180 3-23-10

BOOBS! I can see you Ben.

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Alien foster kids are the WORST! by crabby 3-23-10

This girl asked if I was hung under my speedo and I was all like, "HELL YEAH!" So she was like, "Let me see it!" And I was like, "NAH!" You know, cause I got no dick. So what did you want to tell me? Billy, I know I'm only your foster mother, but this pains me tell you. I'm currently suffering from... Cancer. Cancer? Damn, I'm a Virgo! Can we talk about ordering me a strap on to wear for the ladies? I'm trying to tap some of the girls in my Auto Shop.

Italian can't figure out nobody likes him. by crabby 3-23-10

Heeeeeey, Imma check my watercooler emails and see if anyone accepted my friends requests on Facebook. Nope. I'll try again in two minutes.

For biped. I made this for your contest. by crabby 3-23-10

Son, you're going to be bald someday. You should just acdept your fate. I think I'm going to be ok. Just look at us... I'm pretty sure you aren't my real dad. We're drawn in a totally different art style. Damnit, I'f I've told you once, I've told you forty time. Do NOT go around breaking the 4th wall. It isn't charming! You are not British. Now apologize. I won't do it! Sorry.

The obvious

School.

by crabby, 3-23-10

Roger and Neal- Snakes by Beeko180 3-23-10

Hey, have you seen my pet snake? Snakes shouldn't be trapped in glass boxes. I think they should be set free. Help...

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cc:something entry for biped by arbi 3-24-10

help me, blue fairy. turn me into a handsome prince. antidisestablishmentarianists! wowfuck

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woof

RCL no. 2149 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-25-10

How was the blowjob I gave you? First you stabbed me in my lower torso with tusks. Then, when you were blowing me, you shoved your trunk up my ass! I mean... What was that all about? SPOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!

Can You Use It In A Sentence? by choadwarrior 3-25-10

Congratulations on winning the National Spelling Bee. Thanks! That's some accomplishment... although nobody ever remembers the winners, it will never lead to a good job or career, hot chicks could care less about it... D-O-U-C-H-E

Home Sweet Home by Beeko180 3-26-10

Honey I'm- Home.

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CC 448: Jumpin' Jack Flash by thatsnotfunny 3-26-10

Ever heard of the concept of an "Inherently Funny Word?" Badger. Right! Just like from that Internet animation: "Badger Badger Badger" Seen it? Mushroom, mushroom. Thanks to Weebl and Wikepedia, we're a shoe-in! Since we've got an extra frame, want to see what Uncle Jack has in his pocket? Snake! Snake! Oooh.... it's a snake!

 

Fun fact #448: Last time I heard that song, a badger tried to bite my crotch at the moment that "mushroom" was mentioned.  Ironic, isn't it?

CC 448 - Devil in the details by lukket 3-26-10

So, what do you want to accuse the Catholic church of today? In your memoirs you mention that you made sure that your choir boys were full of vicar!? Vigor! Then we let them get a taste of vicar.

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