I keep starting new threads that are too specific. This one is vague enough that I can pile all my comics into it. Here's my latest.

Three Wishes is Enough by monkeyknifefight 3-29-10

Tonight at 7... I'm here with Good Fairy Peaseblossom, who is retiring after years of service. That's right. I've had enough! It's the same shit all the time. Ex--excuse me? What do you mean? "More wishes, Good Fairy! I Wish for more wishes, neeagh!" Total bullshit. Well to be fair, that is the smartest thing to-- No! Just because I'm a fairy doesn't mean I have to take it in the ass from you people. I'm nobody's wishbitch now!

Here are some older ones.

The Problem With Heaven by monkeyknifefight 2-04-10

Hey, um, God? You know, everything up here in heaven is just perfect. But, um... What is it, Dan? Well, it's almost like stuff is too perfect...like maybe a litte, uh, boring? I see. What do you want me to do? Well, I was thinking maybe today I could like get in an argument with a hot chick or something. But then we'll talk through it, you know? And maybe have make-up sex. Dan, this is heaven...the hot chicks never talk.

Preaching Triceratops 2

I'm the best dinosaur and I can support my claim with three main points.

by monkeyknifefight, 12-08-09

American Bacon

At the U.S-Canada border... WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?!?

by monkeyknifefight, 12-09-09

Heart to heart

I've had some relationship problems. People say I get attached too easily. Ooh, not me. I always have to keep moving or it feels like I can't breathe.

by monkeyknifefight, 12-09-09

Grammar Ninja: Past Loves by monkeyknifefight 12-09-09

I loooove grammar. I mean, I'm passionate about it. I had a fling with a noun once. She became possessive. I was also with a conditional statement for a while, but things were iffy from the start.

[Click to view comic: 'Grammar Ninja: Semicolon Training']

...and a few more.

Grammar Ninja: Semicolon Training by monkeyknifefight 12-10-09

And how about you, young ninja, who is your favorite subject of the grammar empire? The semicolon! Ah, yes, a period and comma humping. A somewhat...inexperienced choice. Inexperienced how, sensei? Well, you see young ninja, semicolon is latin for "half ass." Do you understand? ...forgive me master...

Grammar Ninja: Body Karate by monkeyknifefight 12-19-09

Hey baby, I bet you're like the most checked out item in here. I mean, you're the subject and I'm the predicate: you usually come before me. I suppose I would like to hear an ejaculatory phrase...or two. Oh...my...god...

Grammar Ninja: Body Karate by monkeyknifefight 12-19-09

Hey baby, I bet you're like the most checked out item in here. I mean, you're the subject and I'm the predicate: you usually come before me. I suppose I would like to hear an ejaculatory phrase...or two. Oh...my...god...

Awkward Moments With Grandma by monkeyknifefight 12-10-09

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Grammar Ninja is consistently amusing.

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Kill Whitey.

Found my new fav. stripper (and this time there's no herpes involved!)

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Pretty damn funny stuff. So obvious yet I was laughing like mad.

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I had a pet chicken once , his name was Bill, we were good friends. Damn that Colonel , damn him to hell!