Thats how long I have been off the net. Oh and the one with the name Brad in it is not in reference to anyone, I did not know that " Brad" was the name of the creator/moderator?!?!?!? Anyway hope you enjoy my twisted crap. All comments appreciated.

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I had a pet chicken once , his name was Bill, we were good friends. Damn that Colonel , damn him to hell!

Sorry like I said I haven't been online in an long time . didn't mean to not post the comics to this thread.

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I had a pet chicken once , his name was Bill, we were good friends. Damn that Colonel , damn him to hell!

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/sikk_fukk000

 

Peace sells ... but whos buying? by sikk_fukk000 10-01-02

One fine day in the middle east... Hi. Do you belive in god ? Why yes ,of course I do ! Well that can't be good... Ok . But do you belive in my god ? Umm , no. After centuries and centuries , nothing ever changes... Die Infidel !!! Thank you sir may I have another?

Serial Killing 101 by sikk_fukk000 9-30-02

Our would be death dealer reads up on some of the newer serial killing techniques .... Step 21 Get a big scary knife. Step 22 Wear a big mean scowl on your face. Step 23 Think of something really scary to say to your victim. On his way to do some killing our boy has a dilemma. Ok, knife, check. Scowl, check. Damn what the hell am I going to say?!?!?!? Shot down yet again. Hello Clarice. Jesus Christ , not another sequel. Can't you people come up with something original anymore ?!?

Serial Killing 101: Oh we of innocence past. Or people suck. by sikk_fukk000 4-23-10

We find our would be death dealer looking back on his life , remembering love and loss... I picked these roses for you , the thorns hurt some and the blood, well the blood will just add to their splender. OH I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH CRYSTAL!!!! Like ok 1: Restraining order, remember? 2: Just like umm duh , hygiene. 3: Remember you gave me like a human foot for a gift , oh and I see you have the mate in your pocket... and off in College he learned about drugs , confusion ,and shame. Hi Brad. Last night was so much fun! At first I was a little scared , but that pill helped alot. It made me feel so funky . Anyway I just wanted you to know I really like you and I picked these... Yea , yea . Cool. So umm that'll be $20 for the X and I'm gonna need for you to sign this proof of age consent form. Lawyers say we can't stream the video with out it. Our would be death dealer returns from his trip down memory lane... Now I remember why I got into this game to begin with. Shesh! ...ya , so I took down my "Myspace" page cuz Facebook is so it now. Oh ya and I had 76 tweets yesterday . One just was about this shirt. H.I.M. is the GREATEST band eva. Oh , ya Westside yo!

You Can Take The Trailor Out Of The Girl But........ by sikk_fukk000 7-25-02

Sunday morning in the ghetto...... Damn sweet thang , you looking all " Jerry Springer" this morning! Fucking frat boys! Always gotta clean the cum outta your hair after good old gangbang. Its ok baby, yo still the best ho Tyrell gots. Hell girl I seen you take them 5 "hung-low" brothers on and not even gag. You sumthin special. Oh Tyrell, you really know how to make a girl feel important. "Damn! She almost gonna make me feel guilty bout the donkey show I gots lined up 'fo tonight.Best wait till she gets her fix on to tell her!" Cmon Tyrell, lets go to Roscoes Chicken and Waffles , I'm buying, I know how much you like their chitlins!

Further Exploits of Tyrell the Kind Hearted Pimp. Part 2 by sikk_fukk000 9-30-02

While in the suburbs looking for new "talent" Tyrell runs into Martha Stewert... "HeHe , bet I can find me some rebellious,no self-esteem having, extascy taking, I hate my parents ,head tripping little white girls for my stable round here." Hi. I'm Martha Stewert . The richest most powerful woman in the world!! (Evil cackling ensues)But please forgive this peasant guise I have on, for I am in hiding. Tyrell sees this as a chance to dabble in a little fetish business.... Hiding out ?!? Hell sweet thang , Tyrell knows all about hiding out. Cmon with me I'll give you a new look, a job , nobody will recognize you at all baby. You be jus fine in Tyrells hands. You see ever since that tiny little "fiasco" with the stock market, I've had people trying to hunt me down and kill me as if I was a criminal . I mean i wasnt running a sweat shop like Kathy Lee ! And in the end Tyrell and Martha had a long and loving ghetto romance... Nothing girl , now take your ass over to that Benz and ask the nice brotha if he wants to take you around the world! Tyrell baby,what did you mean by "watch out for the special sauce?"

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I had a pet chicken once , his name was Bill, we were good friends. Damn that Colonel , damn him to hell!

Tyrells day out. by sikk_fukk000 4-24-10

...my little hommie doggy dogg has got my back... ...hood rat hood rat hoochie mama... Dayum! It sho is good to be home!

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I had a pet chicken once , his name was Bill, we were good friends. Damn that Colonel , damn him to hell!

Hey! Can't a shark get some feedback ? by sikk_fukk000 4-27-10

I think Hey?!? Why don't you like my comics ? I know you have read them . Sure they are imature rude and full of stereotypes.And sur I haven't donnated yet (Sorry) but really WTF?!?! Thinking I better come up with some fucking Mark Twain shit to say here fast! there is no need Well actually I was just on my way to read your latest....... Liar. Next. Hey you blue fish , what about you like my comics ? for narration here . You haven't fucking read them either have you ? Oh yea yea , love 'em , just love 'em . Simply some of the best written word I have ever had the pleasure to....... "Gulp" Umm no.

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I had a pet chicken once , his name was Bill, we were good friends. Damn that Colonel , damn him to hell!

I think

there is no need

for narration in many of your comics .

Seriously, though, that is the main part that kills me the most about some comics. Too much narration kills the joke and becomes annoying (to me anyway.) 

Your latest one is probably the best, however, to me it came off as extremely needy and begging for attention. 

Just my 0.00002 cents. 

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

brycekain

I retract this statement. Your serial killing 101 one was the best. However the narration knocked it down from a good to an okay for me. 

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Look mom , no narration. Thanks for the feedback even.

Mister Helper Guy by sikk_fukk000 4-28-10

AHHHHH Fuck It!! Damned Facebook, Myspace, Twitter bullshit any-damn way!!! Done ! I'm done, fucking DONE!!!!!! Hey guy?!?! Whats up? Whats wrong ? Whats the bother? Need help ,can I help ? Im your friend , Im your buddy! Can't a guy , an ordinary Joe such as myself, kill sometime by stalking , err I mean looking up some hotties, ummuhh "friends" without getting 80 chat requests?!?!? Well you know , those sites are for social networking not obsessing over girls from your past. And besides, aren't you on the clock? I'm so gonna go tell Mr. Jenkins. Oh ya score one for me! What? WHAT! I thought you wanted to help?!? Well ummuhh YA! Go fuck your moms mom, thats your grandma bitch!I'm so gonna key your car! Oh ya all that, that really hurts my feelings. Still at the end of the day your just a piece of bacon. Toodles "Crispy".

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I had a pet chicken once , his name was Bill, we were good friends. Damn that Colonel , damn him to hell!