Welcome to everyone competeting in the most prestigious of all comic competitions the comic cup. One of you will be a legend and one of you will get a bitter 2nd place like mandingo did last year. I love ya buddy, but going for the knock knock joke was a bad move.

To celebrate the first round all the rules for the first round match ups will come from various contests I have won over the years. One of you will do a good job of making a good comic like mine and defeat their foe. One of you will lose and probably never show up to vote. Please, everyone, when you are voted out please keep voting. Lets keep this thing strong and lets support eachother here. This is important stuff!

All the first round match ups will take place in this thread. All votes will be posted to this thread. When either a) majority is reached or b) a reasonable amount of time has passsed with no new votes, I will then call the winner based on either of the probabilities listed before this. 

The first match will be between:

Lord_vodek vs jes_lawson

The rules for this contest will come from the first legit contest I ever won, CC 67 hosted by evil_d. Here are his rules which you must use for your first round match up:

evil_d

For inspiration this is my strip which one this contest.

 [Click to view comic: 'man eats dogg but gets blown up by laser or brain power']

Good luck and may the best stripper win!

P.S. I'm gonna be pretty lenient about time periods with the first round so just have a good time!

That's good news since because of the volcano, we are all reduced to sleeping in ditches and eating stones here.  Maybe that's just me.  

Anyway, one terrible awful comic within 48 hrs, promise

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

crabby

I just went back and read that thread and laughed all the way through it, at comics and posts alike.

Ah, the good old days.

Looking forward to the upcoming entries. 

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

One awful entry as soon as I have some inspiration(before friday) coming up!

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Lord_Vodek

So, the cup will be done around 2011 at this rate. I hope everyone is in this for the long haul. 

Fuck it. Where am I gunna go? Toledo?

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

evil_d

I just went back and read that thread and laughed all the way through it, at comics and posts alike.

Ah, the good old days.

Looking forward to the upcoming entries. 

Holy crap, how did I not win that contest? The fluffy bunny in law didn't eat the squirrel because she wasn't too NUTS about them? Hahahaha..... ha?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Brad needs to unlock bongo!!! someone start a petition.

attitudechicka

You know, you're right.  That comic is a lot funnier than the one that I actually gave you an honorable mention for.

But crabby said it best.  Could the winner ever have been anyone but him?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

crabby

If neither posts a strip by friday night, the first two people not in the cup to post a comic to the said rules will take their places in the cup and we will move on without you. This is moving at a snails pace and with the rules of make a shitty comic, you both could have shit one out when you posted a message to the thread. I love you guys, but come on... step it up.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Cup: How I got my girlfriend pregnant']

Shitty enough?

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

 My comics are usually crap enough, but for this one, I got really hung over and pulled this one off*

[Click to view comic: 'FUCK UR COMIX CUP XVI LEEK, EYOOO! ## jes 2010 FTW ###']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Sweet. So when does voting start?

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

The voting starts now, both entries are in, start posting who you think had the better comic. Which was the funnier shitty comic? I'll have the rules for the 2nd magtch up of the 1st round later today or possibly early tomorrow.

 For future reference those of you who have never competed in one of these after the comics are posted you vote on which you like best. That is the way these work.

Lord made too much sense, so I am going to have to cast my ballot to Jesley, specifically for making me cringe to an overplayed pop song.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Jes managed to adhere to the spirit of the rules better. I vote his as the worst best comic... or the best worst comic... or whatever, I dunno.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

ladyjdotnet

I agree.  The nod goes to jes. 

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

LULZ L0rD \/0D3|<'$ (0/\/\1( $U><0r$  jes_lawson FTW!!11111

jes_lawson for the proverbial 'win'

when can i compete i think i do ok comics? i mean there pretty funny

sorry, Vod's, Jesley ftw

Also rose123, this is a closed competition. Check out the other Comic Competitions in this forum that are open to all users.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I knew it made too much sense...Damn...Oh well...Congrats Jes

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Jes sucks worst. So I vote for Jes.

Sorry, Lord_V...your's was just too good :( 

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

No need for apologies I had a feeling it made too much sense...I should have just looked at my really old comics and taken inspiration from that...they sucked enough

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-