There's some weird weird goings on in there.

Army men by Injokester 5-28-06

Man, the Sarge is one mean son of a bitch. I can't help but wonder what kind of woman could have given birth to a man like that. Sergeant's don't have mothers. Where do they come from then? They get shat out, fully grown, by other sergeants.

Army men by Injokester 5-28-06

Wow, so the Sarge came out of another Sarge's ass? Yep. Then where did the first sergeant come from? That's the age old question; What came first, the Sarge or the pile of excrement containing a Sarge.

Army men by Injokester 5-28-06

So every time a Sarge takes a shit it turns into another Sarge? Well not every time. Sometimes a shit's just a shit. That's where we get Liutenants.

Army men by Injokester 5-28-06

So where do generals come from? That's simple. Sometimes, when a daddy general loves another daddy general very very much, And they have access to secret cloning technology...

Army men by Injokester 5-29-06

So where do corporals come from? Well, someone's gotta clean up after a Sarge is made. I'm not proud.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Santa's workshop by Injokester 12-15-06

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me a partridge in a pear tree. Well the guys in purchasing said it's cheaper to use ficus trees. I'm not too sure where the pigeon shaped sex dolls came from.

Santa's workshop by Injokester 12-15-06

10 days to X-mas and everything's gone to hell. The presents are behind schedule, sleigh repairs are delayed, and 4 of the reindeer have hoof rot. If this keeps up we may need to skip the elf sodomizing festival this year. Woah now, that's just crazy talk.

Santa's workshop by Injokester 12-15-06

Sacrifice! Santa demands sacrifice! I'll call the kitchen and have them slaughter a reindeer. Then who'll pull the sled? How about an elf? To pull the sled? In plum sauce.

The first day of Christmas by Injokester 12-16-06

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me a partridge in a pear tree. So I smacked her. Bitch, I said Nintendo Wii.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Army Men is hysterical!

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Only Abe Vigoda has the age and immortality necessary to be Santa Claus.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.