WELCOME TO ROUND TWO!!!! Incase you missed it in the other thread, these will be the match ups for round 2.

jes_lawson VS brycekain 

not_Scyess VS RCCOLAMAN

four_legged_tripod VS ladyjdotnet

AND...

HCRoyall VS gabe_billings

Also, I've ditched the whole family feud idea, although, I still feel you can all be very proud to compete in this contest.

Hopefully, you haven't all lost all interest in the cup. We're going to kick off round two with: 

BRYCEKAIN vs JES_LAWSON

For this round I will be showcasing rules from comic contests hosted by people competing in the 2nd round. Give you all a chance to shine since alot of you have held many great contests in your own right. The rules for this round come from an HCRoyall contest back in CC373. Here are the rules:

HCRoyall wrote:

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This contest will revolve around the middle panel. The middle panel must be silent (no speech OR thought bubbles) and must be of a memory that the characters in the other two panels are talking about.

For example:

Butch and Rennaissance Fairs by HCRoyall 9-09-05

My sister's going to some Ren fair and she's dragging me along. You wanna come? Can't. I'm banned from Ren fairs across the country. Apparently it still counts as regicide even if they're playacting.

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Thank God I'm not in the first match up.  I need some time to prepare if I'm facing off against that gorilla felcher.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Ah crap. I get the tricky one. Ok, time to put my thinking cap on.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

I can only vote on weekends because of my pre-college program...

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

HCRoyall wrote:

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gorilla felcher.

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Hey, wait.  You're paired with me.

FUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOUUUU!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

COMIC CUP XIV Round 2, Part A, Something Something Artâ„¢ by brycekain 6-20-10

All clear! Man, I thought all these prescious works of art were going to go up in flames! Reminds me of the time we had to dowse all those poor single mothers at the abortion clinic. WTF?? Sorry, I just spooged a little.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Just so Gabe doesn't throw a hissy fit about this thing moving too slow. I have received confirmation from Jesly that a strip will be posted by Wednesday and I will wait for him. The rest of you... Keep up the good work!

crabby wrote:

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Just so Gabe doesn't throw a hissy fit about this thing moving too slow. I have received confirmation from Jesly that a strip will be posted by Wednesday and I will wait for him. The rest of you... Keep up the good work!

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Comic Cup XIV Round 2: He should've gone with Shoenberg by jes_lawson 6-22-10

INT: Cellfones-4-U, Inc. So how is your product for the niche market avant-garde classical music themed phone getting on? I had my people test and record the final ringtone last night! So who was this John Cage, and why did he get you fired?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I just had to vote for Jes

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Tough call, but in the end I have to give it to jes_lawson just because brycekain couldn't be arsed to spell out "What the fuck" in its entirety.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Wish all ringtones were 4' 33".  Jes gets the vote.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

jes

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I too have to go with Jes on this one.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

JES, because it could have been Philip Glass, which would be worse than silence.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Jes, because I had to use wikipedia to get it, and ended up learning something. Oh, and cause it was funnier.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Great opening to the 2nd round. Kudos to both of you. Let's keep those votes coming in people, it's not quite over yet!

Onto the next match of this round and a match up I am really looking forward to, not_Scyess VS RCCOLAMAN! The rules for this contest will come from CC265 which was hosted by mmyers. Here are the rules:

mmyers

So there you have it! Make it funny! Good luck to you both!

I *snrk*ed at brycekain's,  but the greater amusement definitely came from jes.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

There is certainly a clear choice... Mr. Jes

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Jes gets my vote! new entry coming soon so stay tuned!

Jes

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

More features than a rotary phone!

(Which is jes, and this joke is older than my son)

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I'm going to just post the rules for the next match up again in case the contestants missed the original post. I'm sure they will have something up soon. These are two young men we can all agree are people we can count on! Keep up the great work with votes people, you're doing a great job!

crabby wrote:

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Great opening to the 2nd round. Kudos to both of you. Let's keep those votes coming in people, it's not quite over yet!

Onto the next match of this round and a match up I am really looking forward to, not_Scyess VS RCCOLAMAN! The rules for this contest will come from CC265 which was hosted by mmyers. Here are the rules:

mmyers

So there you have it! Make it funny! Good luck to you both!

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Nightmare by gabe_billings 6-30-10

I had a horrible nightmare last night. Oh yeah? I dreamt that I died of old age before this fucking comic cup ended. I heard that. Maybe it would help if we drove to Chicago and lit a fire under Crabby. Sweet. You get the car and I'll grab the gas can and the matches. I meant figuratively, but hey, whatever works.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.