B.O.A.T.S. - Snack Time At Birthing Class by ZMannZilla 6-23-10

~Every once in a great while, a cesarean section is required. This is where we cut a therapeutic hole into your wife's abdomen and safely tear the baby out.~ Oh, gross! Sure, make us watch a C-section on the night that it's our turn to bring the snacks... $40 spent on hummus that I will never get back. THANK YOU. ~But don't worry. This procedure is safe, painless, and we even hang a privacy curtain between you, her, and the procedure so you don't have to witness such a maddening horror.~ Oh, good, because I was afraid you were going to ~Now let's watch one~! (^_^)

I just had to share this moment.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Thank you.  Because I really needed another reason to be terrified of having children.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.