Love how low-key this place has become. It's a real comfortable, subdued atmosphere where a guy can de-stress, can feel comfortable in his own skin for a change.

Maybe kick off his proverbial penny loafers and kick his feet up on the communal ottoman we call community, without all the hassle of such irritations and distractions as "conversation" and "dialogue".

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I see now that I used "comfortable" twice in one sentence. The insurmountable stress and tension such a glaring ineptitude with linguistic style poses has forced me into a neurotic paralysis that I regret leaves me little choice but to abandon posting to this thread until a time my ego is fortified enough (through grueling psychiatric rehabilitation I plan to commence immediately after hitting the "save" button) to return. Though I cannot furnish you with specifics, my self-imposed sabbatical from thread-posting may last well into the next decade, or merely an hour. It, I think, really relies on my innate coping mechanisms, which until this mountainous conversation tragedy had not been tested to their limits.

I pray you'll greet me with open arms with candor and/or love upon my return, whether it be imminent or distant.

Thank you, and God Bless.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I remember when we used to talk about stuff...

Choad is the only reliable IRCer now too. And even he goes on business trips and bike rides.

Maybe we can get into the official ghost website registry, and tourists will come from all over to admire the comic structures we've errected and wonder why we abandoned this place.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

It isn't so bad around here. I mean, biped is still reviewing movies and ragu4u still posts comic to a thread no one posts in. I'd say things are pretty buzzing around here.

I always make sure to lurk at least once a day.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

LuckyGuess wrote:

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I always make sure to lurk at least once a day.

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That means I'm going to have to start actually updating more than once a week.

Pork chops are on Saturday!

As always, strippers are always welcome at my dinner table.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

attitudechicka wrote:

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As always, strippers are always welcome at my dinner table.

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I've just been so busy doing absolutely nothing that I can't find time to participate as I once did.

I apologize for my lapse. I realize the chaos and discord my regular presence alleviates. The utter and total breakdown of web based gnarliness that my truancy has caused leads me to despair. 

I have no excuse. If everyone were to send me a bottle of vodka, I would be around more often I'm sure.

Hey, you still have Crabby. And that's a lot.

Don't despair.

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Kill Whitey.

It isn't the same without Chicka's dinner updates and the brand of racism only angryamerican can provide. I mean, just listen to some of his stories from the club. That's the stuff that gets conversation going!

If it will help, I'll start more threads.  I always have something weird to talk about.  Just not at work...

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

And then every once in  awhile someone you haven't seen in a while just pops in out of nowhere.

Oh. Hi!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Fuck niggers. 

Yay! That's my brand of racism! 

I don't care what color they are!

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.lolwigger.com/images/wiggers1a.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.lolwigger.com/&usg=__I0Nwb_qtqOZbjip7E5YCTJzZhnQ=&h=368&w=430&sz=57&hl=en&start=3&itbs=1&tbnid=m2Qv7KERht-SRM:&tbnh=108&tbnw=126&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dwiggers%26hl%3Den%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1

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Kill Whitey.

I kind of half participate when someone isn't being a douche-bag or a cunt on the forum when someone tries to stir up the waters around here.  Not that anyone would do that.... >_>

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I like how we can just be in the same world together and don't feel like we have to say something for two maybe three years, instead of constantly having to fill the gaps with brilliant comics and funny forum posts, like scared young adults.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Remember when one of us would make a raucously hilarious and status quo-shattering webcomicstrip (as we referred to them), and we'd celebrate in here on the 'rums, and call each other striphomies?

Remember when we all came in here after winning another championship cup in the WebStripComic-Creating Websites Softball Tournament, hitting the showers, and snapping each other in the ass with twisted towels?

Remember that time we hog-tied, ball-gagged, blind-folded, and butt-plugged JrrnynymnNate? Remember his tears?

Remember how we saved up all our lemonade-stand and lawnmowing money one summer, and bought that penis-shaped pool we always wanted?

Remember when we floated down the Colorado River in a flotilla comprised of the corpses of failed gimmick accounts? Remember how many knuckles deep I went that night on the starlit banks, far from the campfire?

Remember when worldwidewebcomicstrippering was new, and special, and new? And we were so young (or bunner)?

Remember the wangs?

Aw, screwit, here's another picture of Mandy Patinkin:

"If you lean in close to my beard, and draw a deep breath, you WILL detect the smell of oprhan blood, faint as the dying cry of a blind calf on the floor of an abbatoir, sweet as the milk from a chimaera."

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Heehee, there's balls in the balls.

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I has a flavor!

UnknownEric wrote:

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Heehee, there's balls in the balls.

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I once got stuck on how low-key this place has become for about twelve hours.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

JAZZ HANDS!!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

boloboffin

Definitely read that as 'JIZZ HANDS' and wondered why you were waving them around. 

Shut up, Freud, nobody asked you!

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.