Tales to Astonish by biped 7-28-10

I read an article about how so many TV shows are rife with fascinating subtexts if we'd only endeavor to discern-- Shhh. MacGyver's about to turn a salad shooter into an ass cannon. See? A fucking ass cannon.

Tales to Astonish 2 by biped 7-28-10

Roger Ebert said that Meryl Streep's performance in this movie is "an astonishment." He also said that the ending is "a revelation"-- Check out the huge tits on that broad. They are "an astonishment."

Tales to Astonish 3 by biped 7-28-10

There's a very good movie coming on Lifetime about domestic cruelty, and TV Guide calls it "a sensitive"-- You touch that fucking remote and I'll kill the kids. Go, Speed Racer!

Tales to Astonish 4 by biped 7-29-10

I just knew you'd enjoy "To Kill a Mockingbird." Ha, ha...I think you almost cried a little when Scout said, "Hey, Boo." I did not almost cry a little. I think I could blow Gregory Peck.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I liked all four.

Thank you kindly.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Number 4 was my favorite. number 3 was my least favorite. I loved them all.

#3 made me snort.  All made me laugh.  Biped makes me happy.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Your comments make me happy.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Funny. Laughed out loud.

Your comment made me happy again.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It's hard to decide which of your comic families are more dysfunctional/hilarious.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I would say the Dysfunctional Dillards are the most dysfunctional, but that might be too obvious.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

A fucking ass cannon.

Classic. And well done sir.

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Kill Whitey.

Thanks, that was my very first ass cannon joke.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.