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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

When Adam West punches this guy, all you get is a rainbow across the screen.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

By the late 80s, the Village People had become really desperate for new members.

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I has a flavor!

And I thought FURRIES were gay.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Chief Jacobs felt the new firefighter calender was not quite as "manly" as it used to be.

"...and he shakes his little tush on the catwalk."

-that special corner of hell reserved for hunters

-Joe was pretty sure he was being hazed. either that or there was a lot people didn't know about the marines

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what if nigger meant kite

First take the pictures... then wait for the feitsh porn genre to form around them.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I don't have a funny comment. I just love that picture.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

In his attempt to avoid military duty, Lance was instead made commander of a special "shock and awe" squad created just for him.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Butch it up? Are you fucking shitting me, Todd?"

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Okay, I got one...

"AngryAmerican: The Early Years"

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

"Make sure the horn is right this time, or I'm gonna' be pissed!"

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bigworm

They say being gay is not a choice... Really?  So, this guy had no choice but to dress up as a unicorn because he was born this way?

There are no words in the English language to describe this level of gay. Even Brohoof pales into insignificance.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"