Had some British folks in the club tonight who were part of the catering contingent for the Roger Waters tour. They had a girl with them who was utterly hammered (which probably didn't help) and spoke in incomprehensible Brit.

They were so damn polite I just wanted to hug them and tell them how nice they were.

But I didn't. 

Voices Carry (But slang doesn't) by AngryAmerican 9-29-10

'Ould you toffle me where the sparrywhicker is? Excuse me? 'Ould you nudge me toward where I ould dinkle the ole pangle-da-wangle? Huh? Where's the bloody loo, mate? Oh. Right over there.

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Kill Whitey.