This should be easy, and well within the abilities of te perverts here.

Use slang terms from the 30's and 40's, like razzmatazz.  But use them sexually.  If you can't be arsed to look up old slang terms, use crazy regional lingo, like from Wales or Bumfuck Australia where people have more sheep than teeth.

That is all. 

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'RCD43: Get Down On The Bee's Knees']

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

[Click to view comic: 'RDC 43: Another Case of the Hotsquats']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Check Please']

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

I will judge this after Thanksgiving, meaning after I have woken from my gluttony and turkey induced coma.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

After careful consideration, I have to give the win to Lord Vodek.  The horrible perversions my imagination was coming up with while reading the others was horrendously hilarious, but LV's was like a humorous punch to the brain with it's simplicity.  Congratulations!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Thanks :D Next contest up in a "jiffy"

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-