"Anybody wanna pull on my wishbone?"
"Grandma only likes dark meat."
"Nice yams, Aunt Betty."
"Will you look at the size of his bird!"
"Are your giblets fresh?"
"Gobble Gobble."
"Uncle Terwilliger makes his own cream gravy."
"I've got a pair of fourteen pound Butterballs."
"Let me butter your rolls for you."
"Oh, you're gonna give me that Cherry pie, sweet Mama baby."
"We sure fucked over those Indians!" ---actually, that one is acceptable anytime.
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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?
