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Ok so I recently started talking to someone that I like but she lives in another state so make some hilarious comics about dating long distance. It must include any speech or thought bubble that includes all the words "long" "distance" and "dating" in no particular order

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RCD 44 by lukket 12-05-10

Long distance dating doesn't work. You really have to be close to the trees to see those tree-rings.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

RCL no. 2432 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-06-10

Are you going to come see me for Christmas? I'm broke. Why don't you fly out here? Why would I fly out there? You're broke, remember? Long distance dating sucks enough without having a bitch-ass cunt for a girlfriend! WHAT? I HEARD THAT, ASSHOLE!! FUUUUUUCKK YOOOUUU!!!! [ *click* ] Dammit, I was supposed use the thought bubble for that last comment!

Not judging this until there is ten total participants with comics that have been made before november

Please note that does not mean a new member can't win or that you must use comics made before november

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RCD 44 by four_legged_tripod 12-22-10

So, to find out exactly how old she was, we decided to implement a carbon dating system. We heard that she was fast, but to determine how fast, we measured the distance between two successive placements of the same foot... Who the hell hired a paleontologist to do Betty White's roast!? Sir, Miss White said that if that guy doesn't "bury his long dinosaur bone" in her after his set, she'll make your testicles extinct.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

The contest is being opened up to include any comic with the word dating. But bonus points if you stick to the original words

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Torr Flee Carr by LameLoLsCatt 1-07-11

Hi, baby how are you? me rove you rong time Is everything ok baby, you sound so distant you use up arr youl flee minutes I love phone dating you, you totally get me. you owe me fie dorra mole mutha fukka

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Bruce part 1 by dcomposed 1-13-11

Dear Bruce. When you moved to Queensland I knew it would be tough. I didn't know how I would cope with not being able to feel your touch, or experience the warmth from your body. But at least we were still in contact. We could still connect on an emotional level using skype. It wasn't as much as I would have liked but it was what we had. Every day I'd come home from school and wait for you at the computer. At first you would come on as soon as you got home, but then you started putting other things before me. Some days you would only be online for an hour or two before you had to go do something else. What could be more important than our love, Bruce? Then you went and joined the football team. Now I don't see you at all on Tuesday and Thursday nights because of training. You've got your games on Sunday so that's gone too. Sundays used to be our days, Bruce. A whole day just for you and me. Now you're sharing them with other people. Are you even giving me a thought? I am at home thinking of you the whole time.

Bruce part 2 by dcomposed 1-13-11

There are days I wouldn't know what you did at all if you didn't tweet something like "going out with the boys should be a good one". I don't even know who the boys are. I see them on your facebook profile. Nigel, and Mick, and Bernie.. but you never talk to me about them. Do you talk to them about me? Do they even know I exist? You're the most important thing in my life, Bruce. But my importance to you seems to be lessening and there's nothing I can do about it. I'm just pixels on your screen or a voice on the phone now. Now I haven't heard from you at all in three days. I can't take the growing distance between us anymore. I feel that I'm just clinging to you as long as I can before you move on. I have to let you go, Bruce. I don't even know how you will feel about that but it's something I need to do for myself. I love you more than you can ever know, and I believe you when you say you love me. But I can accept when something is coming to an end. Goodbye, Bruce.

Bruce part 3 by dcomposed 1-13-11

Hey guys I think there's one in here.

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still need five more entries

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Working From Home by ragu4u 1-15-11

Brrng....Brrrng! This is just like dating long distance but I gotta stop. Brrng....Brrrng! It's just that the sex is so darned good. C'mon, pick up the phone. My monkey needs spanking to the sound of your voice. Billy...is that you in the basement? Pick up the phone, sis, and start from where ya left off last time, when my big schlong eased up your backside.

Looks Ain't Everything by ragu4u 1-15-11

Earth to ragu4u. Come in, ragu4u. This is Bambi. Aha, finally...my E-Harmony long distance date. "Yes, yes...I'm here. Can you see me, clearly?" *CLICK* That's a "yes".

Looks Ain't Everything by ragu4u 1-15-11

Earth to ragu4u. Come in, ragu4u. This is Bambi. Aha, finally...my E-Harmony long distance date. "Yes, yes...I'm here. Can you see me, clearly?" *CLICK* That's a "yes".

Sorry I double clicked my last entry.  "Old Timers", ya know?

RCD 44: The Long and Winding Road by 100Faces 1-16-11

This long distance dating is really getting me down. But Susan lives just down the road. I know, but whenever I say I wanna have sex, she says ... That's still a long way to go until then.

RCD 44 #2 by lukket 1-16-11

Well. That didn't go well. That's the reason I hate long distance blind dating. Can you believe it? She doesn't like fish!

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RCD 44: LONG DISTANCE, ROMANTIC BESTIAL COWBOY DATING- by bigworm 1-16-11

As I stand here... alone, memories of the fun you and I used to have, flood my mind... like so many sluggish salamanders underneath some rotting log. Do you remember how we used to stomp the shit out of those salamanders? Then we would run off... carefree... and alive? But now... my long lost wayfaring dairy-maid, thou hast gone away, like the salamanders of olde... Yoo-hoo, the salamanders are dead, I went to the salt-lick for 10 minutes, and stop calling me 'dairy-maid'.

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RCD 44: LONG DISTANCE, ROMANTIC BESTIAL COWBOY DATING-2 by bigworm 1-16-11

*waaahhhhh... sniff sniff... waaaahhhhhh* Why'd you leave me here all alone? Look... for one thing, I need salt. But didn't I tell you, you could lick my dick anytime you wanted? Number one, your personal hygiene continues to be an issue with me... ... and your personal salt is simply too foul for my green diet.

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RCD 44: LONG DISTANCE, ROMANTIC BESTIAL COWBOY DATING-3 by bigworm 1-16-11

I've always enjoyed the tang of my own salt, and I thought you did too! And I thought you got off on watching me lick myself like a dog. Hey! Could we give it another shot?!!

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still waiting on two other contestants to enter

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Raar by twoothercontestants 1-16-11

Lord Vodek is so demanding. He has no respect for robots' rights. Yes doesn't he understand that I am currently engaging in a long distance relationship? Tobor means what you think he means.

RCD 44: Reverse inter racial long distance dating~ by bigworm 1-17-11

Hold on mama... I'm at the back door feedin' it out to ya rat now. Oh my God!!! sumpin's tryin' to open ma back gate!

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Telephone dating service by dcomposed 1-20-11

Do you live alone? No I live with my mother and my two sisters. Karen who is 13 and Rhonda who is 8. Wow it must be tough living with so many women! Oh it is but there are things I like about it too. For instance I can now say that my dick comes in three sizes.

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Online Dating by dcomposed 12-04-06

It's not what it looks like. I know you're cheating on me. I am not. ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A.

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RCD 44: Long Distance Relationships Don't Work Out by Beeko180 1-21-11

I'm glad we've been able to see each other. This long distance dating is really weird. It's only for a short time Roger. Who's Roger? Crap.

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rcd 44 by dcomposed 1-21-11

How's that long distance relationship of yours coming along? It's recently gotten a lot more serious. Oh yeah, how's that? I upgraded from binoculars to a telescope.

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