Ahumnumhanum25 by Residue2010 12-01-10

Hey Geoff, how was your weekend someone stole my credit card. did you report it? Nope. The thief is spending less than my wife.

Ahumnumhanum19 by Residue2010 12-01-10

yea my doctor says I have a really high sperm count okay.. mhm my girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

#19  .......Funny!

Ahumnumhanum24 by Residue2010 12-01-10

...I have needs. youre gonna have to go change first dear Thaaats better

Ahumnumhanum26 by Residue2010 12-01-10

I hear theres talk of Cher joining the spice girls .. I guess theyre gonna call her Old Spice

Ahumnumhanum27 by Residue2010 12-01-10

Whats the difference between your wife and your job? after 5 years your job will still suck.

Ahumnumhanum28 by Residue2010 12-01-10

I just got back from bingo tweety and I didnt win a dime and im pissed! tawt i taw a putty cat Ive never been screwed by so many balls before!

Ahumnumhanum29 by Residue2010 12-01-10

my wife and I went out to dinner last night, guess what I ordered? ..oysters! theyre a natural aphrodisiac you know. We went at it all night .. of course you did you fuck, she knows if youll eat oysters, youll eat anything.

Ahumnumhanum30 by Residue2010 12-01-10

Frank, come here I cant keep jack and susan on the payroll any longer. get rid of them both, theyre nothing but trouble sir. Thats right ... im gonna go lay susan and jack off right now.

These are pretty good, but I have the sneaking suspicion that I've heard all these jokes before.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Hari_Nezumi wrote:

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These are pretty good, but I have the sneaking suspicion that I've heard all these jokes before.

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A lot of people have tried rehashing old jokes in a comic format and it never works. Still doesn't. Won't ever.

Try something original. I'll wait.

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Kill Whitey.

Regardless of where the ideas for jokes came from, #26 is definitely a great one!