It's the beginning of the year, and you know what that means, right?  No, not hangovers leading to inevitably broken resolutions...a whole new slate of laws just took effect.

Come up with a new law and make a comic about it.  Failure to do so will result in a fine of up to $1,000 or six months in the county jail.

Notwithstanding the foregoing, no other terms or conditions shall be applied to this contest.

Judgement is on the docket for Wednesday, January 19th.

Por Que? by four_legged_tripod 1-06-11

Um, hello? A little help here? I just need a Slim Jim, please. Uh, hello? It's been like 20 minutes. I could use a bus boy to clean off my table. Where the hell are all the taxis? Holy frijoles, this is turning out to be quite the day! Sir, it's against the law to speak other than English in America. Say "frijoles" again and you get a ticket, capisce? Ah, shit! Now I have to cavity search myself.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

The "New" Cavity Search by ragu4u 1-06-11

Hi, officer. What's up? Don't you know that's illegal? I gotta write ya up. But I've been doing this for years. New laws are in force. You gotta get authorization from now on, fella. What? I see ya hiding that Snickers bar in the sack. Ya gotta have a note from your dentist before you can eat it from now on.

The US Government Does Have a Sense of Humor by LameLoLsCatt 1-06-11

I'm writing you a ticket for possession of pot. But I have a prescription and it's legal now. The Government changed their mind, they just wanted to mess with you hippies cause you keep whining about your SSI. Look! That menacing Kangaroo is holding a gun. Kangaroo gun possession is still ok.

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Groovy! - Groovy!Groovy!Groovy!Groovy!Groovy!Groovy! Groovy! by edoggydog 1-06-11

See? When Phreaky bends over while wearing that loose tank top, you can see MAJOR side-boobage! Groovy! You know... If, I had my way, there'd be a law banning that! You want to ban side-boobage? No, I want to ban you from saying, "Groovy!" all the fucking time! Do you know how ANNOYING that is? Between you and all the hate mail I recieve from Crea8tive13, yes, I'm beginning to get a sense of it...

CC467: I smell prejudice by RCCOLAMAN 1-07-11

And tonight's top story: The effects of the new federal smoking ban is being felt throughout the nation as several cigarette rights groups stage massive protests Cigarette Americans are defying the new law by staging "Cig-ins" in bars around the country. You know the law FAG. Your kind ain't welcome here. Ya best get the fuck outside! This is a cig-in!! We demand equal rights!! This just in- Clashes between police and activists have reached a new level today in Alabama as police turned fire hoses on non-violent protesters. No matter how much you soak us with your hoses you will never extinguish the fire burning inside us!!

"Cop Takes No Crap" by ragu4u 1-08-11

That's gonna cost ya $50, kid. Huh? What'd I do? Ya defecated in public. Actually, I defecated in my "Pampers". That'll be $50 more for being a wise ass. Hey, I smell a rat........(among other things).

Monkey Shines by ragu4u 1-08-11

What are you doing on this street? Who me? I'm a realtor here to beautify the neighborhood. Then why did throw that banana skin out in the street? To increase "Curb a-peal"? @%$#

cc467 by mandingo 1-08-11

fucking zombies, man! ROCK AND ROLL! look, zippy. since we're the last two humans alive, let's make some laws so mankind won't ever be this fucked again. first up - no devil horns with the left hand. too gay no problem! but don't use your right because they'll grab you

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what if nigger meant kite

RCL no. 2459 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-09-11

Clango's turn at the "There-Oughta-Be-A-Law" mike... There oughta be a law outlawing outlaw bikers! Which sounds redundant and repetitive... Um, that, too, sounds redundant and repetitive... Give me a minute... Okay. I say there oughta be a law outlawing redund-ant and repetitive outlaw bikers who disobey the laws of redundancy and repetition, and, uh- GET OFF THE STAGE, LOSER!!

does this work?

Slavery and McCain

McCain Just became president and has reinstated slavery Think not what you can do for your country but what Brown can do for you.

by Lord_Vodek, 11-04-08

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

CC 467 "Hawaii 5-Oh" by ragu4u 1-10-11

Book em, Dano! But Steve, no law was broken. I said, "Book em, Dano!" I WISH there was a law against guys who say nothing but..."Book em, Dano!" Book em, Dano! Hey, you're a fairy. Where's Dano? That's it, you're coming with me for violation of the (NEW) B.e.D. ordinance.

Bedtime rules by dcomposed 1-10-11

I'm happy to have you stay with me while your parents are away, Martin, but there are some rules you will have to follow. Ok what are they? Rule number one, always leave the bedroom door unlocked in case there is a fire. Rule number two, sleep in the nude to save on washing.  Ok  Rule number three, always lubricate your arse hole before bed. ???

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 467: The New World Orders by fpd 1-11-11

You're arresting me for what? For not obeying the voices in your head! Don't tell me you don't know about the new law! Well, the voices in my head did mention it to me, but I figured it was my own mind making up shit. No, the government is beeming thoughts into your head with microwaves. It is your patriotic duty to obey. This is such a violation of human ... REJOICE CITIZEN, PEACE IS AT HAND. OBEY THE PEACE OFFICER AND BE AT PEACE! TRUE FREEDOM IS FREEDOM TO OBEY. They're turning me into a facist stooge. I hate ... WORLD PEACE. ONE MIND. ONE THOUGHT. PEACE AND SAFETY FOR ALL. THERE IS NO HIGHER CALLING THAN FOLLOWING ORDERS.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

CC 467 by lukket 1-12-11

They've made a new law that prohibits breaking natural laws? Yup. But isn't the point about natural laws that you can't break them? Well.... there has been a few cases. Are you grounding me? Yes, and you'll get a fine. Bumblebees can't fly.

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Shopping list by dcomposed 1-15-11

Hey mate you dropped your shopping list. I don't have a shopping list. Well it's a piece of paper that reads "Marinade, tea bags, condoms..." That's not my shopping list. That's my list of things to re-use to save money.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Lord_Vodek wrote:

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does this work?

Slavery and McCain

McCain Just became president and has reinstated slavery Think not what you can do for your country but what Brown can do for you.

by Lord_Vodek, 11-04-08

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In the matter of New Laws v Choadwarrior, we hereby find in favor of Mandingo.  

Of all the proposed legislation submitted, plaintiff Mandingo's argument was most compelling in that the making of devil horns with the left hand is really gay (and I would know).

Plaintiff is hereby granted title to CC 467 with all rights and privileges appurtenant thereto and may begin proceedings to commence CC 468 at such time and under such stipulations as he deems appropriate.

May god have mercy on his soul.

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i'm just a caveman. i fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. your forum frightens and confuses me. sometimes your talk of robot rape and pickled ball bags makes me want to get off my computator... and run off into the hills, or wherever... sometimes when i get an email, i wonder: "did little demons get inside and type it?" i don't know! my primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. but there is one thing I do know - when a man like my client slips and falls on a sidewalk in front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages, and two million in punitive damages. thank you. contest forthcoming

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what if nigger meant kite

mandingo wrote:

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ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i'm just a caveman. i fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. your forum frightens and confuses me. sometimes your talk of robot rape and pickled ball bags makes me want to get off my computator... and run off into the hills, or wherever... sometimes when i get an email, i wonder: "did little demons get inside and type it?" i don't know! my primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. but there is one thing I do know - when a man like my client slips and falls on a sidewalk in front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages, and two million in punitive damages. thank you. contest forthcoming

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So Mandingo won?  Left handed devil horns to you my good man!  Wait.  Is left right?  Shit!