This is my favorite one so far..lol

My Mother's Filipino by LameLoLsCatt 1-06-11

Home Improvement Pilipino PedEx. How may I halp you? I need to ship a large package to the Philipines. Ok ma'am. I can halp you with dat ma'am. Can you describe the Fackage to me ma'am. Well it is 5'5", 160 pounds or so, and it never shuts the fuck up!

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