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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"Well mom, you told me to try to see things through his eyes."

"Like my Halloween costume? I borrowed it from my brother."

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Mediocrity at its most average.

A friend told me that, in order to really understand my robot, I needed to get inside his head...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Hey! There's no ghost in here! What was that numbnuts Stanislaw talking about?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

RARRR! NOW I AM TOBOR!!!

Adrian Zmed finnaly decided to get a mask to cover up his ugly mug.

Did Adrian do up yer gal or something?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Did Adrian do up yer gal or something?

I'm just not a fan of his acting abilities.

Who the hell is Adrian Zmed anyway.

Does he owe you money Crabby?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Adrian Zmed is an actor. He had a starring role in Grease 2 and he played the sidekick in TJ Hooker. He also attended the high school which I currently attend.

Name-dropper. ;)

Name-dropper. ;)

Soap-dropper.

Get back to captioning!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"The robot who stole my girlfriend will never use his crimson tounge again."

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My girlfriend doesn't like me. She likes your girlfriend.

I painted the CDs blue and the Cassettes red.. got it now?

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

Thank fuck for that, I can now die a happy man.

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Dad was flammable

Billy's last cornholing, ever, was immediately followed by his violently ending Tobor's career.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

All your face...

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

The tenative start of the upcoming "Phantom of the Opera: 2002" runs into a little difficulty getting the mask to stay on.
His solution? Cornohole Tobor!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.