Sorry for the delay on this one. I'll tell you what I was trying to do. For the last three contests I've won, I've offered the contest to Brad to run. I think it would be a lot of fun to have him run and judge one. He seems open to doing it, I've just had bad timing. The first time I offered (cc72), he was out of town. The second time (cc76), he was sick. This time, I haven't got an email back from him, but all signs point to alien abduction. This will probably be the last time I try, but I'd suggest that whoever wins cc99 think about turning over cc100 to the Big Kahuna.

On to the contest.

For this contest, there is a price of admission. Everyone who submits to this contest must post at least one picture of a midget. (Only one's required even if you have multiple entries. Also, it must be a different one than anyone else has already posted.) You see, my sister is midget-a-phobic. I should understand and respect this, but instead I plan on taking all the pictures you post, saving them, then printing them out at Christmas and wrapping her presents with them. I love being a brother.

The rules:

- This contest's all about series. You must submit a comic series. It must be at least 3 comics long, and there is no limit on its upper end. It must also be a new series. Not one you've done in the past. Its subject can be anything.

- For a little fun, there's also the gender role rule. Ever notice how Monty Python or Kids in the Hall often use their male actors as female characters? Well, we're gonna do the same. Dieselsweeties' indypete is now a woman. No other female can appear in this contest. Though we see him as a guy, all the characters in our comics see him as a woman. indypete doesn't have to appear, but if you want a female character in your strip, indypete is it. Also, indypete can ONLY appear as a woman in this contest. Clear as mud?

That's it. Midgets, series comics, and indypete as a woman. Yowza.

Since making series comics may take a little longer, and here in the US we have Thanksgiving tomorrow, this contest won't end till Monday evening. Multiple entries accepted. Good luck, have fun.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

This sounds great!!!

Now, to find a midget...

Not one, not two, but SIX midgets for the price of one!

Oh, I'm supposed to post some comics or something, too, eh?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Midget ->

Comics to follow.

MG Midget Mk II - 1965

Fun to drive, but you have to crawl to get out of them.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Oh yeah... a comic series with Pete in drag... coming up.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The Great American Melodrama by Spankling 11-21-01

You're a lucky man Jeb. You got your farm, your health, and just the prettiest wife in these here parts. So tall and leggy... *drool* I declare she looks good in those denim shorts she struts around.. NOW you just hold on Mr. Whiplash! you keep your eyes and hands off my Sally, you hear me?!? Take it easy old man. Calm down. On another note, do you have the loan money this month? Your as far in debt as I can let you go... Well, now... that's what I came here to talk about.. See... The beans are a mght late this year... Yeah... She sure looks good in them shorts. I like to watch her when she's feedin the chickens... The way her hips swing as she walks... Yeah. The beans... Uhm. You see the rain has... Oh Crap. I'll go tell Sally to wash up and come on down.

The Great American Melodrama by Spankling 11-21-01

You asked to see me Mr. Whiplash? Oh my yes... But call me Snydley. My you're a tall, cool drink of water, Sally. Welll... thank you Mr. Whip... Snydley. What was it you wanted to see me about? You are such a sweet young girl and Jeb is such a cranky old stiff. Have you ever wondered what else was out there? Have you ever considered playing the field? You've been talking to our donkey, haven't you! Well, no, I... *snerk*

The Great American Melodrama by Spankling 11-21-01

So, you filthy old degenerate! you thought you could corner me into putting out just because you hold the mortgage on our farm?!? And why not!?! You put out for Jeb and his crap smeared donkey to boot! What makes me so repulsive? It's your approach! Jeb and his donkey are honest and loving. And have you seen the meat they tote? I swear Jeb has that beast beat by 7 inches! I'll let you use my head... Grease it? DEAL!

The Great American Melodrama by Spankling 11-21-01

Poor Sally succumbs to family loyalty and lets Snydley have his way for the sake of the farm. Uh! Uh! Uh! OOOOHHH! YEAH! UH GOD! *BANG* mmmmfff *BANG* mmmmfff She throws her own needs to the wind and... uhm... OOOOHHH! OOOOHHH! OOOOHHH! OOOOHHH! *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* What is she doing to that poor man's head? GOD JESUS FUCK YEAH! *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

The Great American Melodrama by Spankling 11-21-01

The Next Day You okay Sally, darlin'? Never better honey. I'm just gonna check up on the donkey for a couple hours. Well I'll be. She looks fresh as a daisy. I am one lucky man to have such a caring woman. So are we even, Mr. Whiplash? Oh yeah. By the way, here's your deed. Sally made me promise to hand it over before she would stop. Thanks! What a happy ending!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Midget to the left of me, midget to the right, here I am...

The page with this image also had a photo of this guy's late and lamented rabbit... stuffed and mounted... *shudder*

I have an idea for the series, too, but I think it will have to wait until tomorrow before my sick brain spews it forth.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

He's gonna swamp pro-wrestling next year...

Got it off a site that promotes the enslavement of midgets(AS A JOKE).

comics to follow!

(if this picture is too big, say, and I'll delete it from my site {making it a broken link}, I'm having a lot of problems with my computer at the moment, so, mail me or something)

AOL Instant Messenger = TheKajunFirefly
MSN Messenger = kajunfirefly@hotmail.com

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Dad was flammable

shit

I've broken the rules, and I've only JUST realised it, on the last fucking comic aswell

never mind though, it's only my 2nd ever contest, I reckon I'm still a little too newbyish to have won anyway.

CC85 will be mine!!

CC81: Kelly's Labido by KajunFirefly 11-22-01

Welllllcome to "Impaired Vision MatchMaker", I'm your host Cassandra Biggles, and welcome our lovely gal that one of these lucky lucky men get to go home with! Hello Kelly! Hi Cassandra! let's meet the contestants shall we? Hi my name's Brian "Thirsty Beatnick" Morrison, I'm into abstract poetry, Dadaistic art and Acid Jazz. I'm Lance Horndog, I like playing football and rugby, when I'm not boxing or wrestling or learning martial arts I'm helping out at the local church for deaf children! I'm Spankling!

CC81: Kelly's Labido by KajunFirefly 11-22-01

so Kelly, what's your first question for these lucky lucky studs? Well Cassandra, I'd like to know, if we met in an internet chat room and I asked you to talk dirty, what kind of things would you say to me? I'd rhyme off some Haiku poems, maybe make some double-entendres about "playing my trombone" and invite you to my love shack! I'd ask you to have Cyber sex with me, slow, pationate cyber sex, I'd talk about my member sliding across your leg and virtually fondle your breasts! I'd invite you to read my comic strips about Donkey Sodomy and ass-obsessed sex robots, generally anything involving homosexual rape, All Your Base?

CC81: Kelly's Labido by KajunFirefly 11-22-01

oh my, that Spankling certainly has a unique.....something or other, another question Kelly? uh...yeah, I think that would be best. Gentlemen, if we were walking along a sunny beach in the evening, how would you make it an unforgettable night? first I'd sketch a drawing of the sea with charcoals, then I'd smear sand over it and throw the paper into the sea before setting fire to my pants, extreme modern art baby, yeah *click click* I'd pick you up and walk into the sea carrying you, then I'd strip you off and we'd have rampant animal sex in the brine! I'd poke a hole in the ground and make sweet love to it. that would be unforgettable for me, why? what would YOU do?

CC81: Kelly's Labido by KajunFirefly 11-22-01

ahem....Kelly? um, rrrright....next question. If we were to get married, I would want us to read our own wedding vows, what would you say to show your eternal love to me? "my love for you is like a warm glow of happyness that tries to escape from my chest but can't, there aren't enought words to describe the emotions I have for you, my one, my only, my fruitbat" "The first night we shared was special, as were all the others, I guess I should have known you'd end up talking me into this" Spank Me, Spank Me, Spank Me, Spank Me, Spank Me, Spank Me, Spank Me, Spank Me, Spank Me, Spank Me, Spank Me, Spank Me, Spank Me!!

CC81: Kelly's Labido by KajunFirefly 11-22-01

Well Kelly, it's decision time, which lucky batchelor are you going to pick? Number 1 or Number 2? What about the other one? Wirthling or whatever his name is? Look bitch, just fucking pick 1 or 2, the other guy's what we call a "filler", he's there to make women watching feel lucky they have the useless slob boyfriends they have! That's a tad unfair, does he know he's a filler or does he think he has a chance? these chumps come along and we don't even pay them, ha ha, useless fucking moron, he was trying it on with me backstage! you know Cassandra, I'm a little pissed off with your attitude, someone should teach you some manners!!

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Dad was flammable

It really is too bad that one is disqualified!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Parallel President - Part I by BigEvilDan 11-22-01

Come here, Neal. I need you to test out this invention. This isn't like that assraping robot, is it Professor? I hate this fucking job. No, no. This isn't designed to hurt, kill or cornhole. It's a device that lets you view yourself in parallel universes. So I could see what my life might be like if I wasn't a janitor to a mad scientist. I've got to try this! Just step into the booth. Oh, and if it feels like your molecules are destabilizing, just ignore it. You should be fine. Wait...should be?

Parallel President - Part II by BigEvilDan 11-22-01

Are you all set, Neal? Okay, Professor. Let's do it. I've just got to set the frequency to a specific universe. We'll start with just a minor deviation from our own world. I think it's working. Well Neal, what do you see? Good evening, Mr. President. How minor did you say this change was?

Parallel President - Part III by BigEvilDan 11-22-01

Wait a second? You're the fucking President? Sir, who are you talking to? That's right. I thought you said it was a minor change. Well even the most insignifcant choices can have profound effects on our futures. If the tabloids were to get a hold of this, your approval rating would drop like a rock. So what did I do differently in this universe? According to my calculations, you ordered soup on Feb. 20, 1992, when in our universe you ordered the salad. But I'd bet they'd pay me a huge sum for the story. Keep talking, you crazy bastard. But the waiter recommened the soup. I'm glad I left a lousy tip!

Parallel President - Part IV by BigEvilDan 11-22-01

So you're my VP? That's right. I got us the bodyless vote last September. That reminds me...are we supported by the oil companies and religious extremists? No no. We're all about the minorities. Besides, the religous folks went for the other guy... Elsewhere... Next time I'm getting a different running mate. You scared off our key demographic! You could have just turned water into votes like I suggested, but you've always got to be Mr. Morals...

Parallel President - Part V by BigEvilDan 11-22-01

So you represent the group Lesbians Against Bad People? I'd like to thank you for your support during the election. Now what did you want to discuss? Well, we believe that all life, even plant life, is important, so we want to make cutting down a tree punishable by death. I'm impressed. The depth of your insanity is enough to make me wish I was working for the guy with the assraping robot again. We're willing to settle for three hours of painful torture for mowing the lawn.

[Click to view comic: 'Parallel President - Part VI']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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He's gonna swamp pro-wrestling next year...

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Midget ->

You know what I just made my series and it features another woman. IndyPete plays a butch lesbian with a penis.

I felt a little odd after making this series.

It breaks the rules because I didn't read them well enough at first. Oh well disqualify me if you want!

DILL #0 by crabby 11-23-01

Hey there buddy are you and Linda coming over for the big game? You know it Billy boy! I wouldn't miss it for the world. So are you gonna be making your famous Dill dip or what? Of course. I know how much Linda loves it so I'm making a special batch just for her. Great buddy I'm sure she'll love it. Well I'll see you tommorow for the big game pal. Later that evening........... This porno site is awesome this is gonna be my best dill dip ever!

DILL #1 by crabby 11-23-01

Hey buddy wheres Linda I made that Dill dip for her. She was feeling a little under the weather pal. She told me to make sure I brought her some back. You mean shes not coming. No way man! Shes got the flu she didn't wanna ruin the game for us with her puking. Don't worry though I'll take some of the dip home to her. It would really be a shame if the game got ruined for us huh pal. Oh yeah that would suck good thing we don't have to worry about that.

DILL #2 by crabby 11-23-01

You got alot of nerve telling me Linda was gonna be here and now shes not. I made the dill dip especially for her. You know what pal I don't like the tone of your voice. I already told you shes not coming. But don't worry I'll have her cuming plenty later. Take it back don't say such horrible things. What are you a moron. I'm leaving pal! SCREW YOU AND YOUR NASTY ASS DILL DIP! Well it's gonna be real hard for you to leave after I bash your head in with this bat! Huh?

DILL #3 by crabby 11-23-01

Hey Linda is Roger there? I thought he was coming over for the game. You mean he's not there Billy! He left over two hours ago. He never showed up. I thought you were coming with him? I made the dill dip you like so much. Oh I'm not feeling very well so I didn't come. I didn't wanna ruin the game for you two. But I told Roger to make sure he brought me some of your dip. Alright well if I hear from him I'll give you a call. Talk to you later Linda. Bye Billy, call me as soon as you hear anything.

DILL #4 by crabby 11-23-01

3 days later........ No Linda I haven't heard anything new. I'm really scared I don't know what to do. I called the police but they haven't been any help. I'm just so scared. You know Linda you could come over here and I could maybe help you try to find him or something. I don't really know what you could do to help but maybe you can help me go around questioning people if they've seen Roger. I'll be over in a little bit. Bye. Hey Roger Linda's on her way over. Do you think your ashey remains could still make her cum. You were always such an asshole but now me and Linda can start a new life just me and her!

[Click to view comic: 'DILL # 5']
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great Crabby, now there's no chance of me getting away with my rule breaking, I can't get a reprive without you getting one, and you've blatently broken the rules more than me.

that sucks

but at least I have an excuse for not winning!

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Dad was flammable

So do I - I suck royal.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Be careful what you wish for... you may get it.

Tobor Goes Christmas Shopping - Episode 1 by fuzzyman 11-23-01

GABE...? No, Tobor! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TOBOR IS GOING TO ASK YOU! Dammit, Tobor! My ass hasn't even healed yet from the last time! TOBOR JUST WANTS YOU TO TAKE HIM CHRISTMAS SHOPPING. I SAID... ummm... oh, okay... Let me get my keys.

Tobor Goes Christmas Shopping - Episode 2 by fuzzyman 11-23-01

The Meadowbrook Mall... Okay, Tobor. I'll meet you in front of J. C. Penney in two hours. Do you need anything else? NO, TOBOR IS VERY ORGANIZED. HAS LIST AND EVERYTHING. FIRST PERSON ON LIST IS LADYJ. LadyJ, huh? She's a tough one to shop for! MUST FIND SOMETHING SPECIAL AND CLASSY FOR A SPECIAL AND CLASSY LADY. Hmmm. Tough call. Spencer Gift? SPENCER GIFT!

Tobor Goes Christmas Shopping - Episode 3 by fuzzyman 11-23-01

OKAY, TOBOR GOT LADYJ NICE JAR OF HORNY GOAT WEED. WHO'S NEXT? Hello, sir! Thank you for wandering into our store! OH, SORRY. MIND DRIFTED. WHAT STORE IS THIS? This, sir, is the newest World 'o Whips franchise! HMMM. TOBOR WAS GOING TO GET SPANKLING A NICE HICKORY FARMS SAUSAGE, BUT THIS IS MUCH BETTER!!! If you spend over $100, you get a free pair of leather chaps!

Tobor Goes Christmas Shopping - Episode 4 by fuzzyman 11-23-01

Welcome to Sam Ash Music! How can I help you? LOOKING FOR A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT FOR MY FRIEND DRAGONXERO. I see. What type of music does he like? Pop? Classical? Jazz? HMMM. TOBOR THINKS IT IS SOMETHING CALLED "HEAVY METAL." Ah, right this way to our selection of fine tubas! OH, WAIT. NEVER MIND. TOBOR ALREADY BOUGHT DRAGONXERO COMPLETE BOX SET OF BARRY MANILOW RECORDINGS.

Tobor Goes Christmas Shopping - Episode 5 by fuzzyman 11-23-01

Welcome to Waldenbooks! How may I help you? HELLO. TOBOR PLACED AN ORDER FOR A BOOK. IT'S A GIFT FOR TOBOR'S FRIEND ANDY DOUGAN. Hmmm. Let me see.... Ah! "The Complete Guide to Single Malt Scotch." Is that it? NO. MUST BE SOME MISTAKE. Oh, I'm sorry... Here it is. "Overcoming Bed Wetting: A Beginners Guide." THAT'S THE ONE!

[Click to view comic: 'Tobor Goes Christmas Shopping - Episode 6']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Heh.

The really funny part is that I used to work at a Spencer Gifts. They give a really great employee discount. I think I spent more than I ever made there, after all was said and done.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Next, to write the actual series....
Oh yeah just to let you know I may be newbie, but at least I'm smart enough to follow the rules. :)

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

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Oh yeah just to let you know I may be newbie, but at least I'm smart enough to follow the rules. :)

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fuck me, is there a sign outside for Newbies that says "Welcome to Stripcreator, feel free to kick Kajun in the balls on the way in"?

It seems as if every newbie instantly takes a cheap shot at me!

and dont think that little smiley face at the end changes anything either!

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Dad was flammable