My comics are so good, even stupid people will think they're good.

"BAD NEWS FOR JEFF" starring Jeff and Ying-Yang by biped 11-21-01

Oh drat...Mona's leaving me for the mailman... Serves ya right, shithead! I have nothing left to live for...whatever shall I do? Why don'tcha kill yourself, dumbass? OW!!! OW!!! I'm dying... Cool!!! Can't wait to rob your corpse, ya big butthead!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Shouldn't that be 'only stupid people will think they're good'?

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OW!!! OW!!! I'm dying...

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Semi Deaf Stuart is funny , but im sure ive seen that one before.

Robot Have Not was amusing.

Everything else is shite of the highest order.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

biped is too incoherent to be intentionally funny and too coherent to be unintenionally funny. He's like a cross between kaufman and fuck.

that made me laugh

but yes, the rest is elephant testicle!

you know KKP, maybe we should stop being so harsh on other people's comics, I mean, we may have left Elvishitler scarred for life!

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Dad was flammable

I could be nice , i could be a fluffy , happy , positive person in every opinion i give.

And id get laughed out of these forums quicker than you can say "Half assed Liberal"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Thanks for your comments! The compliments were well received, and the derogatory remarks allowed me to feel intellectually superior to those making them. Well done all round!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Nice to see I'm not the only one who subscribes to the school of self delusion!

That "HAR...HAR...the joke is on you, human female...I have no penis." line was actually really good, by the way.

isn't that what I said?

"Elephant Testicle" isn't really a bad comment, it's between "Monkey Scrotum" and "Rhino Moustache"!

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Dad was flammable

Read all the comics.
Someone please make the hurting stop.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Notice how much my comic stylings have evolved.

The Clown Brothers in "Shit-Shape" by biped 7-18-04

Hey, let's go on an ocean cruise, dick-licker! Okay, dog-dick breath! This cruising-around shit sucks! Let's shit on all the passengers! And then skullfuck the captain and piss on him after we shit on him, too! Later... Man, I sure did shit a lot during that cruise! Well, there were a lot of people to shit on! And that's not even counting our normal daily shits!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.