simple rule for this one: 3 panel comic and the middle panel has to be a commercial. like this:

[Click to view comic: 'cc478']

i'll judge this in about 10 days. good luck, have fun, get that finger out of your ear. you don't know where that finger's been

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 2559']

[Click to view comic: 'The Return of the Return to Ghell-Ghell Jellies']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'CC']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Getting Fresh']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'A Woman's Right to Choose']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Oscar Anthony Weiner']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 2560']

[Click to view comic: 'Quaint That a Shame 2']

[Click to view comic: 'Quaint That a Shame 3']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'CC478: The New Hardy Boys Mysteries On PBS']

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

[Click to view comic: 'CC478: Some knowledge isn't worth the price']

Even though she'll probably never read it, I want to apologize to Jael for casting her as Sarah Palin.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

i think 5 days without an entry warrants wrapping this bastage up a couple days early

honorable mention to edoggydog, but the winner of cc478 is

[Click to view comic: 'Quaint That a Shame 3']

congratulations, biped. print this out and shake it at your parents the next time they call you a loser

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what if nigger meant kite

Oh, my god...I mean, yay! 

I'll post a new one as soon as I come up with another one of my typical crappy ideas.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.