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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

this is Flea's great-great-grandfather, Bed Bug

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what if nigger meant kite

I have come to forcibly place my shoe upon posteriors and to masticate flavored gum of arabic, and my stores of flavored gum of arabic have become depleted.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Female dogs are not feces but garden implements and magic.

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I has a flavor!

                      Uncle Sam Wants You!

To mince about and occasionally order some militiamen to their deaths.

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Kill Whitey.

"I thought MY penis was small!"

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Apparently, the "pull my finger" gag has been around for centuries...

"Bitch-eth, mine 'Pimp hand' shall be verily upside-your head."

Surprisingly chipper for a man whose middle finger was replaced with an uncircumcised penis.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

I have passion in my pantaloons and I have no fear in letting you witness it

I HAVE LARGE LEVELS OF SEXUAL APPETITE AND I AM AWARE OF IT

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Place thine hand upon this digit and utilize torque to gain thine surprize.

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