Half-Bakey Flakey in: "Flakey's Big Night" 1 by biped 12-11-11

Guess what, Mommy? The school's putting on a play called "It's Howdy Doody Time", and I was picked to play Howdy Doody! And you can help me make a really neat costume, and practice my funny "Howdy Doody" song, and, oh, boy, I can hardly wai-- Flakey, it is now time for you to contribute your "seed" to our clan's sacred covenant between the human and mutant worlds. It's...H-Howdy... Doody Time...it's Howdy D-Doody T-Time...

Half-Bakey Flakey in: "Flakey's Big Night" 2 by biped 12-11-11

I feel all funny now, but...not "ha-ha" funny... Well done, Flakey. You may now spend the weekend in the visitation shed with Daddy's remains. Perhaps he would like to "hear" your song. ...Bob S-Smith and Howdy, too...say "H-Howdy Do" to you... let's give a r-rousing ch-cheer...cause Howdy D-Doody's here... And I'm sure your Flakey will make a splendid "Howdy." He's very excited-- Yes, I know he's very excited. This excess stimulation is being properly channeled.

Half-Bakey Flakey in: "Flakey's Big Night" 3 by biped 12-11-11

Well Flakey, this is it. Go out there and really "wow" them! I hope you all enjoy this funny show, which I practiced while injecting my seed into a hideous mutant freak and also out in the shed with Daddy's rotting corpse. Oh, fuck me. I've finally lost it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Fucking love it.

Visitation shed......

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Kill Whitey.

Thanks!  I'm always open to favorable comments.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The final panel really sold it all to me.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'm going to start using that panel in more of my comics.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

As a Half-Bakey Flakey afficionado, I have to say that I'm especially fond of the character development that Flakey's mom got.  We now know what it'd be like if she stood in front of something that wasn't a kitchen and talked to someone that wasn't Flaky.  TL;DR, you owe me one new mind to replace the one you've blown.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Thanks, I didn't even realize that I had inadvertently developed her character until you mentioned it!  Now I'll have to think of more stuff for her to do.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.