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Mr. Wonderful
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| Have you seen the new "Twilight" movie yet? Oh, I just totally love vampires! (drool!) | |
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| Hmm...Debbie loves vampires... | |
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| Maybe if I hang around in this cave long enough, one of the vampire bats will bite me and turn me into a vampire. | |
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| Biff, I'm afraid you have...rabies. | |
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| Rabies, eh? Is that anything like being a vampire? | |
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| Well, I'm really thirsty for one, but they frighten me. | |
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| I guess I'll just wander around this haunted house until a vampire bites me. | |
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| Debbie, a vampire bit me and turned me into a vampire, but my rabies killed him, and since he was the head vampire then I quit being a vampire. | |
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| Oh, Biff, you're pathetic. | |
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| Mom, I got rabies and temporarily became a vampire to impress Debbie, but she still thinks I'm pathetic. | |
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| Oh, my. Your father used to just give me daffodils. | |
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| By the way, I sleep in a coffin on a layer of my native soil. And crave blood. Did you get the daffodils? | |
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| Biff, stop calling my daughter or I'll have you arrested. | |
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| Biff, girls only like pretend emo movie vampires. Not real ones. | |
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| Oh. Well, I guess I've just been wasting my time, then. Thanks, Vicki. | |
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| Guess what, everybody? My new boyfriend's a vampire! A REAL vampire! | |
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| What the...but, I thought... | |
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| Father, I need to know what the Bible says about how to get revenge on vampires. | |
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| (sigh) Biff, you really should actually read it sometime. It's not a big comic book. | |
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| You must be Biff. I'm Debbie's new boyfriend, Todd--the sensitive emo vampire. | |
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| Yeah, well you can have her. I just came over to get my daffodils back. | |
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--- Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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