For those of you that ignore RMDC, here are my new Lab Monkeys!!!!

Persons by FinnNYC 3-11-12

I heard a researcher talking about declaring that dolphins are non human persons. What the crap!?! Before us chimps!?! Yea, they want to write up a bill of rights for them. What the... I can WRITE! And I can speak in SIGN LANGUAGE! I'm just an underwater mortgage and maxed out credit card short of actually BEING HUMAN! I think humans are just afraid of what we could do with those rights. They say money is speech well, when the supreme court rules that poop is speech, my opinions WILL be freely expressed!

Asphyxia by FinnNYC 3-18-12

What the hell is that beeping? You hear it too? I thought I was losing my mind. I'll bet the battery in the smoke detector is dying. That or the carbon monoxide detector. Do you feel sleepy? You too? I thought I w... ....

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Insomnia by FinnNYC 2-14-13

Hey... are you awake? Yea, what's up? I can't sleep. Have you tried counting sheep? What's a sheep? Oh, right. I forgot you were born here. Sheep are... Y'know what, just scream until the attendant tranquilizes you.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-