I just got a notice from the IRS saying I still owe $2700 for tax year 2010, all because I mistakenly forgot to include $18,000 of income I made that year.  I thought to myself: "I really suck!" (I.R.S.  Get it?  nyuk, nyuk, nyuk).  I could amend my tax return and show more expenses to lessen the amount owed, but that could trigger an audit.

Which brings me to this being CC 500.  I did a quick audit and noticed that CC's 500 thru 549 were passed over.  Well, I've corrected that.  Let's just see after CC 549 if they remember to then jump to CC 558, or just repeat CC's 550 through 557.  I doubt it!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ok, on to the contest theme:  any comic regarding the IRS, Audits (any type), Auditions, or any thing you've done in your life which made you say to yourself, "I really suck!"

Rules: 

1) must be funny, but I may say phuket and give the worst comic the win.  Who knows? 

2) bonus points for use of the word "r-tard"

3) even more bonus points if you bag on that no-talent-hack, edoggydog.  I mean, groovy?  Really?

4) I like big boobs

5) disregard #4

I'm off to a delayed honeymoon to Miami Beach.  Will judge this when I return next week.

Have at it, bitches!

This is why we never see the plumber fix the washing machine by El_Phen 6-21-12

Hello miss, I'm the Federal Boob Inspector. I've come to see if you 'measure up' Really? This is the second time today I'll have been 'audited', *sigh* ok then, let's get to it. Whum-chucka-wah-wah etc. ...and then on the 14th of March I note that you received 400 Quatloons from gambling, can you tell me why you didn't declare this?

Politically Un-Groovy by four_legged_tripod 6-21-12

Up next for the stand up auditions is edoggydog. Groovy! So I was watching the Special Olympics and everyone got medals and ribbons. In my version of the Special Olympics, the winners get medals and the losers "r-tard" and feathered. *cough* I know. I really suck.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

CC500: ALL PIMPS GO TO HELL!!! pt.1 by bigworm 6-22-12

Now... you understand that you are to refrain from using the word 'groovy'... I like big boobs... ...and that any subsequent use of said word will be cause for your arrest and imprisonment. ...don't look at me like that, I'm not auditioning you. I'm talkin' about on women. Your signature at the bottom indicates you understand this citation, you understand? Gr... gro... copasetic!

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CC500: ALL PIMPS GO TO HELL!!! pt.2 by bigworm 6-22-12

Officer! Officer... who was that man? Why, that was 'edoggydog'. Oh, he's a dog, well everything makes sense now. No, he's not a dog, that's just his name. Whatever. He took a crap on the corner, and I just thought you'd like to know about it.

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Biff and Debbie in: "Tax Audit Daffy" by biped 6-22-12

Whew...I'm being audited by the IRS. And I'm really, really nervous, Debbie. I sure hope I don't get in trouble or anyth-- TAXES!!! AUDITS!!! I.R.S.!!! I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THAT STUFF!!! BWAAAAH-HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!! I don't like you anymore, Biff. What the FUCK?!?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Wow.  I go away on a mini vacation in South Beach (where it @%#$ rained everday I was there) to come back to only five entries!  FIVE!  What the fountain dink??? 

Well, I'm just going to wait.  And, wait.  And, wait.  Until I get atleast 10 entries.  Or, until I get bored and jack off on the cat.

Whatever.

Rated: R-tard by El_Phen 6-27-12

I really suck at comedy. That's true. Don't give up your day job. What is your day job anyway? I'm a prostitute. Wow. You really do suck, as the Jewish family said to the Nazi vaccum cleaner. ...........................FIN

A day in the life of iconoclastic. by crabby 6-27-12

Ahh... A wonderful day for stripcreating. You can sense that need of creative outlet in the air. Seems like as good a time as any for an up and comer like iconoclastic here to enter a comic contest. His entry is in... iconoclastic plays it over in its mind like it's no big deal. Just another contest, but still that burning desire for recognition burns like the sinewy underbelly of the sun. iconoclastic has lost... Worse yet, it was to RandomComicLayoutGuy. That guy is the fucking worst. Seriously, this guy is winning contests? Remember when Stripcreator was cool? Neither do I.

Symptoms Include Memory Loss by four_legged_tripod 6-28-12

The medical board has been doing an audit of all your patient files and it appears that you have not given a real diagnosis in years. That can't be right. It seems that you couldn't even name a disease if you had to. Sure I could. There's that one disease. Wait! Don't tell me! I know that fella Lou Gehrig had it...

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I think it's time for you to judge this lame-ass CC, RCLGay!

edoggydog wrote:

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I think it's time for you to judge this lame-ass CC, RCLGay!

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edoggydog wrote:

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I think it's time for you to judge this lame-ass CC, RCLGay!

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  I judge it when I feel like it, asshole!

 

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edoggydog wrote:

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I think it's time for you to judge this lame-ass CC, RCLGay!

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  I judge it when I feel like it, asshole!

 

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Yeah, I bet you do like feeling assholes, you pillow-biter!

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I think it's time for you to judge this lame-ass CC, RCLGay!

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  I judge it when I feel like it, asshole!

 

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Yeah, I bet you do like feeling assholes, you pillow-biter!

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You're calling ME a pillow biter?  You're whole strip is based on some French-looking fag-boy who can't make up his mind on his sexuality!  Maybe, he's just a mirror of you're on gay life, cum bucket!

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edoggydog wrote:

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I think it's time for you to judge this lame-ass CC, RCLGay!

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  I judge it when I feel like it, asshole!

 

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Yeah, I bet you do like feeling assholes, you pillow-biter!

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You're calling ME a pillow biter?  You're whole strip is based on some French-looking fag-boy who can't make up his mind on his sexuality!  Maybe, he's just a mirror of you're on gay life, cum bucket!

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Cum-bucket?  Why did you bring your mother into this?

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edoggydog wrote:

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I think it's time for you to judge this lame-ass CC, RCLGay!

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  I judge it when I feel like it, asshole!

 

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Yeah, I bet you do like feeling assholes, you pillow-biter!

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You're calling ME a pillow biter?  You're whole strip is based on some French-looking fag-boy who can't make up his mind on his sexuality!  Maybe, he's just a mirror of you're on gay life, cum bucket!

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Cum-bucket?  Why did you bring your mother into this?

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Keep it up, dick smack, and I'll tell Brad on you!

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edoggydog wrote:

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I think it's time for you to judge this lame-ass CC, RCLGay!

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  I judge it when I feel like it, asshole!

 

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Yeah, I bet you do like feeling assholes, you pillow-biter!

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You're calling ME a pillow biter?  You're whole strip is based on some French-looking fag-boy who can't make up his mind on his sexuality!  Maybe, he's just a mirror of you're on gay life, cum bucket!

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Cum-bucket?  Why did you bring your mother into this?

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Keep it up, dick smack, and I'll tell Brad on you!

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Ooooh, like I'm really scared!

You should be!

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Okay, I'll be judging this CC tomorrow.  I can already tell you who won't win: Crabby. He may have won with the worst entry, but apparently he can't read directions, so I gave the doosh bag major point deductions.  I said to bag on efaggyfag, not me!  LOSER!!

Ok.  It's tomorrow somewhere on the planet;  the winner is..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Bigworm.  YAY!!

RandomComicLayoutGuy wrote:

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Ok.  It's tomorrow somewhere on the planet;  the winner is..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Bigworm.  YAY!!

(It's Bigworm.  Good job.)

I appreciate it RCLG. I'm going over not to far from here right now to do a new CC!!!

 I'm the real bigworm, not 1canofplastic. Thanks RCLG, and just like the other guy said, I will be posting a new CC right away. It will be a kind of sordid topic, and I'm hoping to tap into the sites resevoir of sordidity, which hopefully will be at a high level.

[note to 'arbi': please don't look up 'sordidity'. it's words like this that give feeling to the language, as opposed to definition.]

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