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edoggydog stripcreator donor
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It all started with this one:

RCL no. 2535 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-29-11

I've been working in this shop for five years...

When I first started here, they trained me on all the safety procedures when woodworking with those big band-saws... But, I blew off the procedures because I think safety is for faggots!

Is that why you have no arms?

What's your point, cripple?

Just wondering

7-12-12 2:19pm (new)

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Groovy! - Armless Anders by edoggydog
7-09-12

...and then that pansy cried like a bitch when he spoke after losing Wimbledon; confirming that English men are a bunch of limp-wristed faggots!

Groovy!

Ah, shit... Here comes Armless Anders!

Whatever you do, don't make eye contact!

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE PULL OUT MY COCK SO I CAN TAKE A PISS??

Groovy! - Armless Anders v.2 by edoggydog
7-09-12

...and the fact that he cried in front of the whole Wimbledom stadium after losing proves how sensitive and poignant the Enlish men are.

Groovy!

Ah, shit... Here comes Armless Anders!

Do NOT make eye contact with him!

A LITTLE HELP PLEASE! I JUST TOOK A MAJOR DUMP AND I NEED SOMEONE TO WIPE MY ASS!!

Groovy! - Armless Anders v.3 by edoggydog
7-09-12

...and that's why I started crying when I saw that loser lose Wimbledon!

Groovy!

Ah, fuck... Armless Anders!

Don't make eye contact, whatever you do!

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE JACK ME OFF? MY NARDS HAVE SWELLED TO THE SIZE OF GRAPEFRUITS!!

Groovy! - Armless Anders v.4 by edoggydog
7-09-12

I think I figured out a way to keep Armless Anders from bothering us...

Groovy!

I have no arms!

YOU AND I HAVE A LOT IN COMMON!!

7-12-12 2:20pm (new)

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edoggydog stripcreator donor
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Groovy! - The Furthering Adventures of Armless Anders by edoggydog
7-12-12

Want hear something strange?

Groovy!

Lately, I've been having this dream that my arms are alive, playing with each other in an open field some-where far away...

That is strange.

I'm bored... Wanna arm wrestle?

Sure!

7-12-12 2:28pm (new)

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Groovy! - Not Armed and Certainly Not Dangerous by edoggydog
7-12-12

The meeting of the armless stripcreator.com characters will now come to order.

Groovy!

Groovy!

Groovy!

Can I join?

7-12-12 2:35pm (new)

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RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
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RCL no. 3062 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-18-12

Armless Anders tries his hand at, I mean, attempts stand-up at the local Comedy Store...

I applied for an adjustable rate mortgage...

...commonly known as an "ARM"...

...but the bank denied me!

7-18-12 6:17pm (new)

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RCL no. 3063 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-18-12

Here's your coffee, Armless Anders...

Thanks!

Do you need me to pour it into your mouth?

Please!

7-18-12 7:32pm (new)

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Groovy! - Armless Anders meets Upper-Torsoless Timmy by edoggydog
7-19-12

Looks like Armless Anders has made a friend...

Groovy!

My girlfriend left me because I couldn't ask for her hand in marriage!

I ain't got no body, neither!

7-19-12 10:31am (new)

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edoggydog stripcreator donor
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Groovy! - Furthering Adventures of Armless Anders by edoggydog
7-19-12

Check it out... Bill's playing a visual practical joke on Armless Anders.

Groovy!

Now, bob your head back and forth...

OKAY!

7-19-12 1:40pm (new)

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edoggydog stripcreator donor
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Groovy! - The Furthering Adventures of Armless Anders by edoggydog
7-19-12

Check it out... Frank is playing a trick on Armless Anders.

Groovy!

I'll put my finger down your throat, and you try not to throw up in my red coffee cup, okay?

Is this some kind of "gag"?

7-19-12 2:47pm (new)

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edoggydog stripcreator donor
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Groovy! - Armless Anders: The TRUE Story by edoggydog
7-12-12

No, I wasn't born armless...

Groovy!

My dad told me I was in a freak car accident when I was an infant, and somehow the broken glass from the windows sheered my arms clean off.

Wow. That's terrible.

How Armless Anders really lost his arms...

Hey, honey..? [ *hic* ] What shay I pick up Anders by his arms and violently shwing him around like that Russian lady we shaw online?

Goo?

7-20-12 10:48am (new)

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RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
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RCL no. 3068 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-21-12

Wow!

I didn't think it would actually fit in my mouth!

Me, neither.

Try your left fist now...

7-21-12 8:03pm (new)

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RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
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RCL no. 3075 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-26-12

I always wanted to be a matador growing up...

...but, there was one thing that kept me from living my dream.

No arms to hold up the red cape?

I can't stand the smell of bullshit!

7-26-12 10:24pm (new)

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RCL no. 3087 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-04-12

...and that's when my hopes of playing Major League baseball were dashed. Along with my hopes for the NBA, or my hopes for the NFL, or my hopes...

...for the NHL, or my hopes for the PGA, or my hopes for the PBA, or my hopes for the ATP, or my hopes for any other professional sport.

What about the MLS? You don't need arms to play soccer...

I did try out for the MLS as a goalie, but they cut me on the second day of tryouts...

8-04-12 12:34pm (new)

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Groovy! - Armless C. Anders by edoggydog
8-16-12

Sure, I'll tell you how an armless guy like me is dating a hot chick with 44-DD's like Phreaky...

Groovy!

"About six months ago, Phreaky finally agreed to go out on a date with me, so I went to her house to pick her up..."

â™« DING DONG â™«

Um, how did you ring the doorbell?

With my penis.

8-16-12 6:01pm (new)

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RCL no. 3127 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-31-12

I love you, Wong Wei!

You don't love me... You only THINK you love me because I'm the only one who's willing to wipe your ass!

Don't be silly! That's not the reason why I love you...

The handjobs?

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8-31-12 6:54pm (new)

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RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
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Out on the corner by mandingo
9-03-06

what are you doing?

i'm jacking off on these kittens and watching them lick it off each other

cool, i'm in the right line

(don't ask me how he does it)

10-07-12 3:20pm (new)

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RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
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RCL no. 3182 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-08-12

Well..?

I have good news, Anders...

And that is?

You're a perfect candidate for bionic arm transplantation...

Great! Have you found a suitable donor?

Yes, but Lee Majors is still alive

10-08-12 7:34pm (new)

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RCL no. 2779 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-27-12

You want me to do what?

Jam that sword down my throat!

I don't think that would be a good idea...

Don't worry about it. I saw some guy do it on YouTube...

(Armless Anders was later rushed to the emergency room with sword handle sticking out of his mouth, and the tip of the blade out his asshole...)

But, it's not safe if you're not a professional sword swallow-

JUST DO IT, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!

10-10-12 9:27am (new)

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RCL no. 3212 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-25-12

Even though I was born without arms, I don't blame you, God...

I know that me not having arms, which has been a major impediment in my life up to this point, is part of your master plan for me. Right, God?

Um... Who are you?

Ha, ha! You funny, God!

10-25-12 10:59pm (new)

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edoggydog stripcreator donor
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Re: edoggydog's 'Armless Anders'-[Dr. Bargain Basement]-I by bigworm
11-03-12

At the Dr.'s clinic...

Yes Dr., when I go out I have to solicit help just to take a leak. That's how come everyone knows I have a little pecker.

I'm so sorry for you, that must be very painful... thus your desire for a transplant!

Yes Dr., I wanna' pecker I can be proud of! Don't forget either, I want two new arms!

I'm waiting on a new batch of arms, but I can give you the new pecker by tonight! You won't be able to jack-off, but you'll be able to...

...suck it myself, right Dr.??? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Bravo Mr. Anders!!! Bravo! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Re: edoggydog's 'Armless Anders'-[Dr. Bargain Basement]-II by bigworm
11-03-12

In the operating room...

How'd it go Doc?

Just fine Mr. Anders. Keep it wrapped up for at least 30 minutes, and you're free to get up and go home.

Oh boy, wait 'till tonight at the bar when I have help takin' a leak... "Oh I'm sorry, is my pecker too heavy for you?" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Alright, I'll just change real quick and... wha... shit!!! FUCK!!! IT'S GETTIN' HARD!!!

Open the door already, I gotta' take a leak!

Bravo, bigworm!

11-03-12 11:16am (new)

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RCL no. 3248 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-28-12

Am I armed?

You mean do I have a gun on me?

Oh, I get it... You were being ironic! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

11-28-12 8:07pm (new)

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RCL no. 3260 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-06-12

Well, Anders... The doctor said the arm attachment surgery was a big success!

*sniff*

He said to come back when you can afford to have the other arm attached...

*sniff*

Any questions?

So, this is what my butt smells like?

12-06-12 7:11pm (new)

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RCL no. 3263 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-08-12

What happened to the arm you just had attached?

I told the doctor to remove it...

Why on Earth would you do that?

Because, this was the first time I ever touched my penis... I couldn't stop playing with it!

Is that a bad thing?

Ask my testicles- what's left of them.

12-08-12 2:14pm (new)

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RCL no. 3268 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-15-12

Letter for Armless Anders...

That's me, sir!

Uhhh...

Just shove it my mouth!

12-15-12 10:30am (new)

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RCL no. 1463 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-29-07

========== BLAMMO! ==========

[ *smack* ] Mmmm... What did you shoot in my mouth, dude? It tastes GREAT!

Spleegle-splort.

"Spleegle-splort"? What's that in English?

I don't know a direct translation, but I think you'd call it "space spooge"...

"SPACE SPOOGE"? WHAT THE HELL??Ahhhhhh, fuck it! Hit me again, dude!

Open wide, bitch!

12-18-12 9:37pm (new)

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