First I would just like to apologize to everyone about what just happened in CC 559. We're better than that. I hope we continue in the future to strive to be the bestr we can be and to make choices which promotoe further growth. It's important to reward those worth rewarding and to realize that no matter how good the intentions might be, some people just don't have the goods to be leaders.

So, tell me about a time you were embarassed! Accidentally shit your pants in your teenaged girlfriends parents casr on the way to an Olive Garden dinner? Hilarious! Did you accidentally shit your pants at work and have to finish the day? Hilarious! Make comics about embarassing times you've had the more cringe worthy the better. I'm going to give this thing one solid week. Lets do our best and get back to what we love to do.

tl;dr Make comics about embarassing moments in your life. Bonus points for pants shitting stories.

tl;dr Make comics about times you've shit your pants.

tl;dr Shit your pants

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - I'm striving to be the bestr I can be']

[Click to view comic: 'Number 2, Super Sized']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'CC560']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Stool Pigeon']

[Click to view comic: 'Sally in: "Mr. Shit Pants"']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'CC560: I WILL NEVER BE A HERMIT CRAB!!!']

Here is your shitspiration for the day.

Yesterday my two afternoon shits were not what I normally produce. I sat down with a terrible urge to shit and instead just passed alot of gas. I tried to no avail to get any shit out. Before wiping I flexed my butt checks in a "breaking one off" sort of way. The sound was squishy. It was like my ass had been full of bubbles. I wiped and it was so amazingly slick. My hand just slid right through on the wipe. Upon inspection it was like I shot a mucus like frothy discharge out of my ass. It wasn't great. Happened twice that afternoon and hasn't happened since. I checke3d m,y sleep recordings jsut to confirm and it also showed that I had not been fucked in the ass while sleeping. This is jsut the sort of mystery that comes out of asses I guess. 

Let's tell these shit stories with gusto and pride. I don't jsut want people shitting their pants, I want full on tales of shittery the likes will make future generations make comics of pants shitting. 

tl;dr I'm opening this contest up to oinclude all shit stories and not just pants shitting. Let's step up to the plate and have alot of fun.

tl;dr shit

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 3064']

[Click to view comic: 'CC560: Re: from pink to stink']

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bigworm

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Way too soon?']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 3065']

[Click to view comic: 'CC560: THE MAN WITH THE 700LB COLON!']

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bigworm

[Click to view comic: 'CC560:R.C.L.- If you meet Shitster on the road... kill him!']

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bigworm

[Click to view comic: 'CC560: A party where something is terribly wrong.']

[Click to view comic: 'CC560: Right!']

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It's all in your head!

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It's all in your head!

[Click to view comic: 'CC560 : I will neither confirm nor deny this really happened']

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

i think Fiscalchaos's pretending not to be able to post a comic to this thread is his avant garde postmodern entry perfectly fitting the theme. kind of like going to an art exhibit and seeing the word ART painted all over the wall, or being invited to dinner and then getting eaten

[Click to view comic: '...NEVER A LENDER BE.']

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what if nigger meant kite

Doesn't quite meet the criteria, but close...

[Click to view comic: 'inanimate s.o.b.']

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It's all in your head!

[Click to view comic: 'CC560: We Now Possess the Power of Ten Suns']

It's been alot of fun talking shit with you guys. I think we all learned alot, now lets get on with the winner.

I loved fiscalchaos' avant garde entry, however, I gottas give it to K_v_K for swooping in at the last minute and running away with this shit.

Take it away kramer_vs_kramer and lets hope things get better around here. I know were all doing our best.

*whew*  I thought I was going to be picked again

So much for my Rookie season!

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It's all in your head!